Seriously—some of those who are hating on the sandwich would die if they knew that it's also popular in other cities.

It's really not. YOu also used literally wrong. I had a chicken wrap today at a restaurant in Pgh... no fries. They put fries on some things, literally NOT everything... but you tried.

Default = White Male. Only change default settings in case of emergency! There's no REASON for anybody to be indian, female, or any of those other interchangeable "Ohh All Right We'll Issue A Token" diversity checkboxes that spoil alllll the fun.

i am like, weeping happy that i was right about this. the defense of eggman became insane and has brought me to a dark place, mentally.

Jesus, this is the stupidest fucking argument ever, and I have seen some stupid fucking arguments. If you walk through life til the age of 25 in the United States not knowing that there are multiple ways to prepare eggs, you have to be almost willfully stupid or have a severe mental deficit.

Gonna say tgis now, my seven year old daughter is allergic to egg and even she knows the different ways eggs can be cooked.

Hi! So the story you're commenting about was mine.

After a few minutes, I returned to the table. The man ordered a hamburger.

Wow if you did not hit her with the grocery sack full of perfectly shaped river rocks, you are a better person than I.

This wedding was lovely, but I was a train wreck at it. Pissed off that the guy I was kind-of seeing had flaked out of being my date at the last minute, I was determined to find a wedding hookup. The night of the rehearsal dinner I got TRASHED and spent most of the night talking to this guy who was nice and pretty…

This is a wedding my parents went to, but it is hands down the most cringe-worthy wedding tale I know. My parents were invited to the wedding as friends of the groom's parents. The groom's family was pretty prominent in the local business community, so it was a big wedding - like at least 250+ people.

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

EXCUSE ME, I AM WEARING DIOR.

Who puts an uzi into a 9 year old girl's hands?!?!?!?!

Fucking Yelpers.

This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.

How about you make some ice cubes, and after they're frozen, keep them in a container. If they are individual cubes, you're good to go, and if they are a sheet of ice, then you could eat your food and save money on laxatives.

Most of the ones I know of have some rules - no sleeping with anyone we know, or only oral, or you must use condoms, or no staying out all night.

That contract takes all the open out of an open relationship.