Mockbusters + confused grandparents = profit

Parody titles are best left to the pr0n industry, okay?

Insurance companies: The original Death Panels.

I think the bigger issue is when they decided to start filtering based on what interests you. Which, um, Facebook is TERRIBLE at determining.

Facebook was originally developed for use by College students. It was never meant for the teens.

If she is producing too much ghrelin - the hunger hormone - in her stomach, then the gastric bypass will cut that down drastically. If she overeats due to other issues, though, the gastric bypass will only cut down eating for a short time. I've had the surgery. I eat about the same as a 6-year old. But there are…

I got... this calendar:

Maybe you should cut his brake line, watch as he plunges into a river, then ask whether he still thinks it's a bad idea.

Here are the things I will not consume while pregnant—cigarettes, hard drugs, certain medications that specifically have warning labels for pregnant women.

I was never even aware that not eating nuts was a thing. Seriously could we maybe try to cut down just a tetch on all the alarmist bullshit that surrounds pregnancy? If we could keep it to the stuff that is going to kill the fetus and/or cause it massive harm that would be awesome.

Exactly. About 20 years ago my late brother and his friend went Christmas shopping at a Stroud's that was located in Santa Monica, California. According to them, the instant they entered the store they had no les than store personnel following them around no more than ten feet or so away. My brother and his friend…

This kind of experience is what made me finally "get" white privilege (understand it, that is - I presumably got it just by being born white). In my case I really had walked out of the store without paying! (By accident of course!) But still, no one batted an eyelid. I just walked back in with the alarms still ringing…

I don't if people realize this, but you do not have to stop and show receipts for purchase unless you signed a contract, at say a place like Costco, giving them permission to do so. You can walk past them and say no thanks and go about your way. If they call the cops and detain you, you can sue them and could very…

Isn't anyone else kind of rooting for him getting shot on the doorstep of the person he's delivering the painting to, because they felt threatened?

My 2014 G. Zimmerman predictions involve the IRS.

She won't be out of work for long. Fox is always hiring.

This is why one of the first things I tell our PR interns is "Read your tweet three times before you send it. One for typos, a second time to make sure it's coherent, and a third time where you think about the worst thing that could happen if someone reads it. And I mean the worst thing. Imagine someone is out there…

"Black people tell me I'm skinny and not to lose anymore weight, white people give me diet tips"

I'm also wondering how they are calculating for weightloss. I never get on a scale because I get lean and build muscle very quickly, but muscle weighs more than fat, so I use a tape measure because a scale can be deceptive. Is it also cultural. I'm in my mid thirties and a size 4. Black people tell me I'm skinny and…