But he DID intend to create alarm...he didn’t get a chance to because they TOOK HIS FUCKING CLOCK BEFORE HE COULD ADD THAT FEATURE.

Forget the dildo. “Guy wants to have sex with me, but I’m not allowed to look at him? Sure, why not?”

Just replace all the word “men” with “white” and “women” with “black.” it doesn’t matter WHY she wanted a haircut there.

I want to know how anyone can recite that oath without cracking up in regards to duels.

You repeat yourself a LOT in your writing here. Sometimes being concise is good.

So if I’m in a movie theater and a white guy sits near me, is it rude for me to get up and move? I’m #notracistbut if white men would stop shooting people at random I wouldn’t have to think this way. #seehowitfeels

You have a deep misunderstanding of what networking is.

This has nothing to do with the quality, or lack thereof, of Ikea furniture. This can happen, and HAS happened, with any brand, style, height, or weight of dresser/bookshelf/TV stand.

No, the solution is stop panicking over imaginary risks and punishing people who have common sense because everyone is afraid of the boogeyman.

Except in real life, something bad is much much more likely to happen to my kid at home than in a public place. Look it up. Kids very rarely just get snatched by strangers in broad daylight.

You’re right, it’s not the same as a park. Kids can actually get hurt at a park!

What exactly do you imagine happening to a kid in a food court?

There are people who have HOUSES longer than 90 feet. Should I not leave my kid on one end of it while I, say, do laundry?

This is a stupid comment. We struggled when I was growing up and at a very young age I was hustling and saving my own money so I could buy things for myself that I wanted instead of troubling my parents for money they didn’t have. I sold Kool-Aid from my wagon, made jewelry, had a paper route, walked dogs, and saved…

This reminds me of the time I was at music camp in Kentucky, and there was a girl there who spoke with a British accent and said she was from South Africa. Everyone was fascinated by her of course, but she wasn’t able to answer any questions about her home country very clearly. Then she had some kind of “episode” in…

“Lack of diversity” and “outright discrimination” are somewhat related, but are definitely two different things.

What is this "suit" of which you speak? It must be a very original item because I have never heard of it or seen it worn by any human being before.

I was thinking this too when I heard it...like "Oh, so since blacks and LGBT people are all set with equality, we should go and help women now! Oh, wait..."

You know I actually don't see french fries on pizza around here (salads, yes. Pizza, no) You know what I DO see a lot on pizza in Pittsburgh? Pierogies. Or mashed potatoes on what is called a "pierogi" pizza.

This is exactly how I feel every year during Black History Month. All the big brands do a commercial with some earth tones and flowery graphics and maybe some little black kids or a picture of MLK and say "Coca-Cola celebrates Black History Month."