There's no reason for ME to be black. So can someone, uh, just change me to white then? Nobody?

Yeah that's not real. But I feel better that she's the one pulling the hoax and it wasn't just a totally fake "National Report" type hoax. At least this is still entertaining!

hm. I just really did not enjoy that at all.

RE: Nicki video. I really like the sentiment of the video and all. But you know, I just wish the SONG was better. It's not doing anything for me. She's more talented than that IMO.

Well that detail right there is gonna win that women a gazillion dollars in her forthcoming lawsuit...the fact that they had advance notice that the staff/management were not properly labeling cleaning items and STILL did nothing to correct the issue immediately.

and all in the super flattering colors black, gray, and dark gray! With a splash of navy blue if you're lucky!

Yeah, "unfortunate" would be motherfucker, asshole, jerk, fuck you, etc. Not nigger-lover and such.

I'm sure this woman won't have to worry about traffic much longer, since she's about to lose her job...

I hope she sues their asses for releasing her personal information.

Forget healthcare.gov, every other government website is INFINTELY worse than healthcare.gov ever was.

I agree that A) The restaurant should have a changing table, wtf??? B) the lady shouldn't have changed the baby at the table. BUT...there was no point in kicking her out either! The damage had already been done! It's not going to undo the poop smell to inconvenience her even further. They would have been better served…

Usually when they have these whole fashion shoot faux pas outrage articles (zomg she's wearing a geisha outfit!) I'm like "Yeah that was dumb of them, but whatevs." I side-eye but am not seriously offended. But these images are definitely offensive and just shockingly inappropriate. And most shocking is that he really…

THAT SCENE in Splice. You know what I'm talking about.

Slow clap for their incredible publicity stunt.

I want them to make a movie about him, and I want Max from Parenthood to play him.

Has Lifehacker done a review of online backup services?

"Must go by" and then wait till a couple days before to make an offer.

Um...

The difference is that a nonprofit store uses the funds from the sales of scrap clothing for programs for the needy. A for-profit company uses the funds from the sales of scrap clothing for, I don't know, yachts and fancy cars?

Yes everyone...pay attention to where your donations go! If you donate to a local nonprofit, the benefit usually stays with your local community as well.