When you live in a janky apartment, particular those in converted houses, landlords often cut corners by buying stock cabinets instead of custom, leaving you with weird holes and spaces next to cabinets.

I snorted at "white people spices."

This story frustrates me so badly.

Don't worry, in the Disney version, some handsome guy saves her in the end.

Oh boy, here we go again with the "It isn't hard to get an ID" nonsense again...I just had an argument with someone about this on my Facebook page! Yes, you're right, it's not hard for young, mobile, educated, white people who live in urban or suburban areas with their own transportation or access to public…

Don't worry, they've solved that problem by banning...purses...

Remember the campaign for him to play Finnick? Can we start a campaign for him to play Christian Grey? Again, he's the "wrong color" but he'd be oh so delicious in that role, and make what will surely be a terrible movie with watching.

I am so conflicted about this. On the one hand it made me throw up in my mouth a little, and on the other hand I'm a picker myself, so I know that doing that would have given me such satisfaction! I'm torn between two worlds!!!

I feel like this is some kind of RickRoll-esque trick to get me to listen to this song...

It's okay, I bet kids up for adoption in Nebraska do realllly well.

Eh, saying "Holy shit!" over and over again is not "feisty" in my book...

In addition: It's actually considered incorrect to bring a gift to a wedding. You're supposed to send the gift directly so the couple/host do not have to bother with hauling a million boxes from the event.

Would it have been better for her to be a no-show than to just send something later, which it seems she was planning to do and is pretty common? Then the bride would have been mad that she spent money on her plate and it was wasted. There's no winning in this situation.

Especially April...you know that if she were real she would have a strong moral objection to buying thrift-store style clothing for hundreds of dollars...she'd buy it at the actual thrift store!

It's a ROAST. The entire point is for every joke to be incredibly (fill in the blank)ist! There is no getting around that fact. To me, it's not newsworthy when racist/sexist/ageist/homophobic/whatever-ist jokes are told on these programs. I admit you have to have a real thick skin to appear on these programs and make…

That's bullshit anyway because they definitely DO have a plus size section! I've been there!

Because everyone is always buying things from a store only for themselves.

I currently really enjoy the theme to Suits.

SCOTT FOLEY. YES PLEASE.

Because people buy things off the rack and are afraid of tailors.