While none of them are around anymore, Boston was originally called ‘Trimountaine’ - because there were three mountains (or at least large hills) in the area.

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This is like a really great euphemism for disappointing sex.

I feel like the game's going to end up being a lot of pallet swapped planets with random generated Spore-like animals all sharing the same set of randomized body parts.

But...flying buttresses.

Swiffer dusters! For the love of god!

When I was in 2nd grade, my class made gingerbread cookies. The teachers orchestrated an elaborate ruse where they pretended the gingerbread cookies ran away. They left flour trails around the school, and wrote messages from the gingerbread cookies with chalk. Messages like "Run run as fast as you can, can't catch…

That's actually pretty cute. My parents didn't encourage my creepyness, I was just born that way. They actually told me to tone down my vocab when I started school because they were afraid other kids wouldn't like me.

I did this! I would take them on day trips with me in rotation so they all got a turn, and would arrange stuffed animals at night so that each was touching the pillow in some way, because if they weren't partially on the pillow they would be sad. I remember it very well. Mom tells me I was this little face sticking…

Was anyone else one of those uber-sensitive kids who ascribed feelings to their toys and stuffed animals? I used to play with all of my toys on a rotation because I was afraid of hurting their feelings. I kind of did that with my clothes too - I would feel guilty if I didn't wear my red shirt for a while because I was…

As a seven year old, I raided the kitchen for my art supplies. I took some herbs, green food coloring, lemon juice, and turmeric powder to create this. My dad was so angry at me for destroying the kitchen and geting half the spice cabinet all over the floor, but he took this, and he framed it because he thought it was…

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Lol. I didn't buy a PS4 to play games that feel like they were designed in 2002. Most PS2 games play like shit by today's standards. Not sure how that's supposed to seem like praise.

I've already seen a guy that looks like Mario who was golden hanging out at Walmart, so I'm good.

If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck........

Well aren't you a sour grape!

Jackie Treehorn?