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George Stobbart
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Clapton's SP12 EC, without a doubt.

Can we put a bicycle on it?

Oh Yee of little integrity.

I like it, my only dislike is because the city is rather small, but a city is truly part of the region now (for example: if you build university with engineering add on, the whole region could get the benefit), so I think a city is actually part of 'real' city called region. Also, I feel like there are progression in

Awww he tossed it. A missed opportunity for being cool :P

"And in this cage next to the mighty terriers, we see a degenerate scum. Its mother's uncle smuggled illegal goods and indecent photographs to our pure, glorious nation in an attempt to overthrow everything our great leaders have accomplished - Thus, he is scum. Please, do not feed the scum, although you may spit on

That was totally not necessary. Be nice.

they should use this picture of Pelé

"Rad", ha, I understand your weird choices, but those are not rad.

It knew it had an automatic transmission, and was on a race track, and couldn't live with itself, so it sacrificed itself on the alter of performance.

It was due to the strobe lights batteries in the trunk

I don't have any problems with what the engine can do. I have problems with the fact that literally every game I've ever tried running that uses the engine runs at a max of 22fps at low settings when my PC should be able to run even the newer games at much higher settings with a much higher framerate. The engine is

What the hell are you on about? It's a shit engine that horribly unoptimized. If that makes me a troll, then fine. Doesn't make it not a shit engine. When a GTX 680 4GB, 16GB RAM and an i7 3930k can't run anything that uses the Arma engine at anything higher than 22fps even on low settings, there's a problem with the

You won't believe what this gorilla does when you're not paying attention

The Simeone Museum in Philly. Very large collection of early Alfa Romeo/F1 cars and other fine raritys.

....No, I wasn't trying to be cool or original, I thought that's what we were calling it? I'm sorry, did I offend you?

I can't speak for the Kotaku staff, but as someone that has sank somewhere in the range of like 30 hours into the game so far, I'm also a little confused that it's not on the list. NFS: Rivals is a good game, but Forza 5 does a lot really well. The whole microtransaction thing, to me, felt blown out of proportion. I

@$kaycog: Here we see Ramzan Kadyrov holding an innocent microphone hostage.