this makes me feel sick.

@secretpizzaparty: also, what the fuck is with the people talking like really bad puppets... i mean,, countless years and over a hundred million dollars.. think about it

yeah, only most of the cars look like they are directly from the PS2 version (are they?)... makes me feel like every screenshot I had seen up to the games release was just a huge lie... good thing they allegedly spent countless years working on it. Seriously, this is inexcusable. also, all 6 versions of the toyota…

@LuciferV8: awesome...

@espinha: Brian, could you please answer this? Everybody is dieing to find out... I bet she smells like brown sugar and pie....

this doesn't surprise me at all, when "opt out" stands for touch my penis instead of look at it...

@loosewheel: I thought this was true in much older cars... They tried it in Ferris Bueller's day off but it didnt work btw..

When I was little my father had me totally convinced that the cigarette lighter was a button for the ejector seat, and would reach for it every time I started acting up. Then I would start crying uncontrollably because I thought he would eject me from the car. Oh nostalgia.

at first glance i thought it was an awesome beertap... but it was only a boring space ship..

@Sodrohu: dude.. its a jetpack... a fucking jetpack.. like as in the ability to fly..

@Netscott: check out the video i posted below for the full effect...

these are all pretty awesome,, but none of them can touch the one at 9 seconds in..

@Brian: Cogito Ergo ZOOM!: we must be soulmates,, that hunter s pic is my facebook pic..

@secretpizzaparty: and could somebody please get me a star here? I have been commenting on jalopnik for over 2 years, and have already gotten stars in kotaku and gizmodo (two sites i use less often than jalop) I promise not to abuse it or anything..

am I the only one that likes the new pat-downs? Its like getting a really intimate pre flight hug.. For added effect i like to make deep eye contact with the guy while he pats my groin and slowly wink at him.

boom baby

@Optixtruf: thats AMAZING. thank you!

@secretpizzaparty: also, why doesnt the tablet move at all when shot?