secrethistorychick
secrethistorychick
secrethistorychick

That’s because none of them actually fight for anything remotely related to men’s rights. They just throw endless tantrums about how much they hate women and how rape isn’t real, and spend a lot of time publicly fantasizing about torturing and murdering them. Occasionally a feminist will try to engage them by saying,

Yeah, wait, just in a personal way I just need to keep on keeping on with my non-virginal sex to avoid these people? Deal.

I have a sick feeling that these men who have no idea how to find a clit also have no idea that a hymen isn’t a membrane of skin that completely covers your cervix until a penis comes along and pops it like a balloon. If it was, “virginal” women could never have a period or any discharge.

That’s why this is misogyny - they came up with a convenient Catch-22 that “justifies” their hatred and, oh hey go figure, covers ALL women.

These guys always seem to latch onto the idea that woman ‘force’ men to buy diamonds but would never consider a relationship with a woman is not traditional and doesn't give a shit about diamonds. It's almost like women are wrong no matter what!

Um, I’m okay with MRAs narrowing their chances of marrying/fucking any women at all. This sounds like risk reduction.

Guys, I’m like, so broken up that I won’t be able to marry an angry misogynist.

Like they would know what it looked like. PLEASE FOOLS you can’t even find the clitoris.

There is no bottom for this scum. They’ll just dynamite bedrock and keep going.

One 24-year-old woman told me that her boyfriend broke up with her because ‘he told me that I wasn’t girlfriend material because I had been with 10 guys

Ew. Gross. Charbucks?

Is that...

So they should have started collecting goose down to stuff their own giant mattress? Multiple mattresses on giant beds is kind of howit’s done.

It think it’s pretty brilliant. When I was visiting Germany, our “king” size bed was just 2 twin beds pushed together. I loved it so much, because my husband could toss and turn all he wanted and my side stayed completely still. Plus the divot in the middle meant he had to stay on his own side.

Sorry your heart is too cold and dead to appreciate the cuteness of kitties’ jelly bean toes.

My husband and I have talked about this for YEARS. We call it the “emperor bed.” We have no pets; we just both like to starfish in the bed.

We have two cats who are very small by daytime. At night, they somehow expand in size to take up a whole king-sized bed. Seriously. There is no way of lying down without being poked by a cat doing an impression of a sleeping starfish.

Maybe she thought that she didn’t have to give us a wedding gift because she was a bridesmaid?

Does this motherfucker not understand that this is what WE ARE EXPECTED TO DO BY EVERY CUSTOMER? Every time you complain about us taking away your dirty dishes, we get complained at 500 times more for not removing fucking garbage. You OCD weirdshits.

Why the hell does he even care about his dirty but otherwise empty dish being cleared away? Why does he *want* that thing in front of him? Seriously? I have no problem with servers pre-bussing. I always figured it wasn’t to get me out the door quicker, but to increase the chance I’ll order dessert and give them an