My cat is the same way. She's fine for months, and I feel like we've moved past whatever pissed her off, and then boom, she's pissing on the stack of magazines I haven't gotten around to looking through. She prefers textiles too, so I've learned to keep my clothes off the ground no matter what. Which sucks because my…

Oh, why did I give up my dream of becoming a marine biologist. I could be playing with baby otters right now!

That's exactly what I was thinking. No way J.K would be this much of a dick.

I thought you said "librarian" instead of libertarian, and I was all about that.

See, that's one of my deal breakers. I'm a writer. My work is a huge part of my life. I'm going to have my laptop out and be working while any significant other and I are spending time at home in front of the TV. So they have to care. I'd never ask them to read or offer an opinion, but asking how the chapter I'm…

I am all about that Nightwing booty. And if I have to dye my hair red, well, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Dude can't even keep a Robin from leaving and/or dying for twenty minutes, like hell I'd want to marry his brooding ass.

Well, the public has a right to know what women do with their vaginas. I mean, it's not like we can trust them to handle their bodies without the public looking over their shoulders.

"Artisanal cunnilingus" might be the greatest phrase I have ever read.

Ours in Chicago are two for a dollar too. But all of the produce is really fresh, I trust their sandwiches if I'm on the run and need something cheap. They even sell Argo tea there, which I've become increasingly addicted to.

"Princess pov"

My new step-mom (whom I have never met, it's a long story) is also from the Ukraine, and I felt obligated to say something. Apparently she gets really pissed if she's mistaken for Russian, which I guess would make sense. You don't want to be lumped in with your oppressor - I'm sure an Irish or Scottish person would…

She's terrified because he's Schrodinger's rapist. Of course she's afraid - he's drunk, they're alone, he's commenting on her appearance. At any moment he could try to touch her, or worse, and if she rebuffs him, he could get angry and try to hurt her. Think about it, he's probably taller than her, has some weight on…

I was shuddering within the first two lines. Why is this okay? Why does anyone think that this is okay?

Go Mr. Lynch! Personally, I love his books and I thought Zamira was amazing. And secondly, hasn't this idiot ever heard of Anne Bonny and Mary Read? Those two were my heroes back in my pirate phase, you know, when I was like 10. Jeez, a short trip to Wikipedia will tell him how wrong he is; there's an entire "Women…

Um, have you ever actually talked to a women about this? Because I, as a female reader of comics, would like to see more men in sexy poses. And all these redrawn poses have been at least slightly titillating for me.

Since we're all sharing our giving-away-the-VCard-at-twentysomething stories, I lost mine when I was 21. I wasn't saving it, I didn't consider myself a prude (though I might be -ish). I just didn't want to give myself to someone that I didn't trust. I mean, getting naked and letting someone else put something inside…