“... who let all this riff-raff into the room...”

Are there any Hispanics in the theater tonight?

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“Mr. Stark, I don’t wanna go. I don’t wanna go” I WAS AND AM STILL A MESS EVEN IF HE’S COMING BACK.

I went last night to see it in a sold out theater. Watching a movie ten years in the making with a bunch of other big fans was really cool. People lost their shit pretty much anytime a huge thing happened or certain characters came on screen. Everyone was dead silent at the end though. Great movie. I’ll see it again…

Actually, Rocket has a shockingly large part.

I think he was referring to Nunberg.

If you’re looking for internal consistency in Trump’s narrative, you’re gonna drive yourself nuts.

Im seriously thinking they are going for a “You cant find me guilty if I prove Im guilty first!” strategy here.

“Hollywood, please never remake Casablanca”

Rendon’s been asking for it throughout his entire MLB career by intentionally being a quiet, genial player who typically exchanges pleasantries with 3B and home plate umpires and catchers and base runners who reach third while generally playing gold glove-level defense and occasionally bumping up against MVP numbers…

The ejection was some bullshit for sure, and as a Nats fan I hope Marty Foster enjoys having the spotlight on him (he probably needs the heat since he stupidly wore short sleeves in 37 degree weather), but this wasn’t Rendon’s first ejection. His first one was back in June of 2016, against the Cubs, in also pretty…

Larry the Chyron Writer is our head of state.

Possibly on account of this episode being alluded to in the final sentence of the first paragraph.

In Wakanda they also have an imaginary metal that defies the laws of physics. And glowing purple flowers that would give you visions of your dead loved ones and super strength. The movie was fictional. Intended to provoke us to think about the society we live? Absolutely. Intended to be taken literally? No.

Dear Fox, Why aren’t we hearing from the pro-bomb movement? You know, the people who support that bomber in Austin?

Joke

“This Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore”

Morrissey is only 1/5 of The Smiths.

“Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now” is the song that played in my head the night Trump was elected.