Sounds like a Dope Show.

So can we get Kaepernick a fucking job now?

I love when someone opens up a statement with a rhetorical question no one would ever care to ask.

Save your thanks for after the real vote. McCain loooooves getting fellated for last-second changes of heart and isn’t picky about the mouth.

I wish io9's Rob Bricken would still post his delirious Gotham reviews.

Not to say yours aren’t love, Kyle, but I don’t have the patience to take this ludicrous show seriously.

I sure miss a new Twin Peaks to look forward to every week. Sunday seems so empty now.

He was great in Wild at Heart. The resigned look on his face when he realised he’d been betrayed and was about to die, barking at the hyenas on the TV.

Him and Richard Farnsworth at the end of Lynch’s The Straight Story, all 3 minutes of it, was some of the most affecting acting I’ve ever seen. I don’t think I could watch it right now.

I’m so glad we got to see him again in Twin Peaks. His performance conveyed a gentle, empathetic sadness that I wish we could have seen more of. RIP.

This is a good place to point out that some of Twin Peaks’ lingering questions will no doubt be addressed in Mark Frost’s Twin Peaks: The Final Dossier, which arrives in bookstores next month.

As much as I would love to see Coop be Coop again, I gotta say I liked this ending and am completely satisfied.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Everything about this take is wrong.

Lol lol lol again with the super scary CSS header image.

damn, wish I had 500 bucks to spend on this.

Can you IMAGINE what Spike Jonze and/or Charlie Kaufman would’ve done with this concept?

Those are some of the creepiest quotes I have ever heard. They sound like a parody mind control in a movie. Did they have Stepford Wife smiles while they were speaking?

This dude is stuffing his pockets while he still can, before he’s dragged out of the White House (hopefully, in handcuffs). What a slimey piece of shit.

Apprenticeships are good, like plumbing or electricians.