The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?

I hope there’s a rude awakening at some point. I thought it would have happened sooner, but maybe there’s more vomit and diarrhoea to come.

Well I was going for a metaphor for America but yeah.

It’s like once-respectable America got really drunk, yelled obscene insults at all its friends, threw up in the designated driver’s car, and peed the bed. When we wake up the next day and try to get our shit together, there will be a long period of apology and bridge-building to undo all the damage.

I’m to the point where the only thing I found surprising about this is that he’s figured out how to embed a video in a tweet.

I wish him a (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) speedy recovery

Yeah, I knew what I was getting. That’s why I voted against the sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, incestual, paranoid, idiotic, treasonous, poorphobic, greedy, eduphobic, evil, climate denying shit pile.

You made me snort toothpaste out my nose. That last line is so much beautiful!

I get it, you’re trying to insinuate that one of his predecessors, who exceeds him in all those categories, would certainly fire Mueller. A president next to whom Donald Trump is but an insignificant dust mote. I am speaking, obviously, of James K. Polk.

I lost it at “hotter daughter” then I got to “bigger hands” and I’m dying laughing now!

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

You are correct. First they ask for the tapes. Then they can demand them. At which point Trump has to say that they don’t exist - and they likely don’t. They should also ask him to provide his tax returns while they’re at it.

I’ll have what your dad’s having!

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

He will always be Stevo from SLC Punk! to me. Great movie I highly recommend.

I would love to meet Diane!!

I can’t believe Matthew Lillard is 47 years old.

I’m hoping we’ll finally get to meet Diane, and I’m hoping the speculation is true that [spoilery rumor]

There is a 0% chance that 45 doesn’t say something totally insane, even for him, on this trip. It is going to be long, boring, and he won’t be able to go golfing. He is going to be grouchy as a baby on a roadtrip with a dirty diaper.