Uh, okay, but the question I asked you was about foreign policy, Mr. Trump.

I have a persistent stress dream where it turns out I didn’t get enough credits to finish high school and I have to go back, but I am incapable of remembering my schedule.

I’ve had sex dreams (plural, ugh) involving Deadspin staffers.

SPOILER ALERT: It turns out New Jersey was Florida the whole time.

Every time I see that “Concussion” is the real, actual name for this movie I burst into laughter.

I clicked hoping to see the Deadspin staff acting the scene out.

Police were surprised to learn that the knife was fake, as they’d legitimately believed it was real for a long time, although some of the smarter ones had had their doubts.

I’m sure some people here are going to rush to call this guy the Worst Dad Ever, while others will laud him for trying to get a souvenir for his daughter without really putting her in harm’s way. Me? I’m just going to ride the fence.

“I’d like a McGrenade meal, but hold the mayo please. That stuff’s deadly.”

I sent him a picture of my cat’s ass.

Here you go buddy. Go nuts

Unpopular opinion, I really liked this show.

Nope. She kicks it out to Bing.

Yeah, they’re also 5th in runs scored in the NL and 6th in OPS...not world beaters but certainly good enough for JZ, GG, SS and MS if SS gets healthy again.

This comment is, pretty much literally, better than necessary.

“My characterization was inappropriate and regrettable...”