Maybe they’ll set it in Hawaii this time and cast white people in minority roles.

But a pitch inches away from an ear is a strike!

Right after I saw this, I googled Marty Foster  to see if he was the same umpire I’d seen make horrible strike calls before, and I saw this on his Wikipedia page:

Only way to stop a bad guy with a bomb is with a good guy with a bomb.

Democracy in a coma, I know, I know, it’s really serious.

...Oh, Captain America
He brought you the hamburger
Oh, Captain America you know where
You can shove your hamburger...

“Casablanca set in 1984 New York?”

I bet you five that you’re offline if you don’t know his name!

Werth’s contract with DC was for 7 years...

Instead of cash, they should have tried to pay him with something was really valuable for a while in 2015, but isn’t worth nearly as much now.

Man, I’d seen some Phillies fans saying online that they would get Arrieta or Cobb, but I didn’t think there was any chance they’d go after that kind of price tag. I’m just glad he didn’t go to DC (he is a Boras client). I think his ace days are behind him...

I mean I think understand what you’re getting at, and I’ve read the article that you posted—I just disagree that not understanding or using email or preferring print newspapers and bike messengers to more modern solutions all amounts to his being “too smart” to use computers. If anything it makes it clear that he’s…

He uses Twitter. Kind of a lot...

He probably said something like, “I think we should take the gun first, then due process.”

I completely agree! Horrible human being is almost too kind.

Fair point. Fair but depressing. What a time to be alive.

I imagine if there was ever documented evidence of Trump doing anything explicitly criminal then Mueller will find it. I don’t think Trump is calculating or self-effacing enough to realize that he still ever made a mistake or to comprehend that he might need to cover something up. If he did try to cover something up,…

It seems impossible that Trump and Stone could have any sort of prolonged correspondence without one or both of them saying something entirely stupid and incriminating—whether it has anything to do with Russia or collusion (or reality) or not.

Can’t believe Lady Bird and/or Gurwig didn’t win anything...

What do mean you made it up? My sources say that Trump tweeted that 3 to 5 million times.