Yeah I got it. I imagine the metaphorical America that elected him is due to wake up in metaphorical drunk tank in due time.

The crazy thing is that Trump supposedly doesn’t drink. How the fuck does he think it’s a good idea to do any of this shit if he’s not hammered 24/7?

Well, that goes without saying. The notiorious JKP would have Comey’d Mueller before he was even appointed.

He’s not the type to fire Mueller. He’s not a strong enough leader. It would take someone who was far, far richer and much better looking, someone more popular—way more popular, so popular—to fire Mueller.

The 2016 Russian law firm of the year has him in time out. He can get his phone back when he covers his shit up like a competent big boy.

This administration isn’t just about alternative facts. They’re also alternative definitions! And alternateve spellings!

Most people just get to be the very best at one thing-if they’re lucky. Kelleyanne Conway somehow got to be both the Lebron James of lying *and* the Michael Jordan of word saladry.

But now he feels mildly nauseous about going.

Back in the day, American Christians at least kept their horrible intolerances just below the surface.

Fair enough. I wish I met more Christians like you. Most of the ones in my immediate surroundings seem to have lost their minds somewhere between having too many Repulican nominees and not having one.

I have read Dune-pretty recently actually, so it’s interesting that you bring that up. You make a lot of sense.

Right on. I’m usually a book before movie type of person. I might checkout both.

That sounds interesting. I probably will read it. Thanks.

That makes sense. It’s horrible and depressing, but it makes sense.

Most of the Christians Ive met are at least a little better at lying to themselves than this. I guess I haven’t really had that much experience with people in the Evangelical movement specifically. It’s more fire and brimstone Baptists where I am.

It just seems like if I was going to present myself as a pious religious person in public, I would probably distance myself from the pussy grabber in chief.

I will never understand how so many ‘religious’ people support him. I mean I don’t really understand how *any* people support him, but Christians largely (bigly?) rallying behind such a figure of vaulgarity is perplexing.

In Russia, sleeve laughs up you.

While you’re at it, don’t forget about ‘for three month[s].’

The site is off the rails? I feel like there is a super dorky Ruby on Rails joke here, but i just can’t seem to find it...