He’s got one mode—disruptive. So presidential.

Redo! Redo!

The president elect says there was voter fraud. Better do a nationwide recount.

That really is the most sensible part of his first 100 day plan. A horrible idea, don’t get me wrong, but it makes more sense than most of the trash pouring out of his mouth, out of his eyes, his wherever.

I don’t take it for granted that Donald Trump could so much as restart a computer himself or even that he would necessarily have known about any tampering. The Kremlin made it clear who they wanted to win and Russia has some of the most sophisticated hackers in the world. As Trump so eloquently put it, “they are…

As a humble (and fascinated) computer science major at a tiny community college in Asheville, I can say that there is enough evidence to at least look into it. There are unusual coincidences, anomalies that have happened (more unusual than anything McCrory is bitching about) that could either a) be evidence of…

He’s waiting to see if Dr Doom is available.

I’m pretty sure her campaign would have to formally request a recount.

Rock meet hard place. What a fucked year.

I hope so!

I’d love a story book ending where there is a recount and Trump and Putin and their 400 lbs friend sitting on his bed hacked the election themselves, but I’m concerned if she asks for the recount, whether it changes the result or not, that it will embolden some already pretty emboldened and hateful people in America.…

Basically just said the same thing but not as funny...

He just wants to send him over there so he can get more one-on-one time with Ivanka with her stupid husband around.

Clinton got worse than most of them. Though McCain’s is pretty rough. Even the rightist, whitest right-wingers usually support and respect POW’s. “I prefer soldiers who don’t get caught” is epically tone-deaf, even by Trumps dumbass standards.

“The poor woman, some asshole just got in America’s face and spread a bunch of ridiculous lies about her and threatened to ‘lock her up!’ Her opponent even insinuated that his ‘second amendment friends’ should shoot her. She’s been through enough.”

So, running the country is clearly roughly as important to Trump as running the snack menu at work is to you. We’re doomed.

He should call it his “voyage of understanding.”

They’re landlocked!

I’m starting to feel like they booed but they didn’t vote.