And they’re really the best people. People from Ohio. Places like Ohio. Great people. The best. Ohio. I could name these places all day. All these great people, as you said, saying that this system is rigged. Against me! You’ve had thirty years to get me out of the grays.

I’m still in the grays. This comment system is rigged against me!

So, where can I buy a Trumed Up Trickle Down bumper sticker?

Now Elliott has body issues... thanks Trump.

What’s a Tara division?

Not enough apparently...

Did he really just say that the Us “came up with” the Internet?

Now he’s saying that the US invented the Internet.

We have to bring back law and order. 25 seasons or bust!

That was done purposely. Purposely.

This got weird faster than I’d expected.

I hope she can do something about it. This whole thing was elaborate and creepy enough without impersonating his ‘weirdo crush’ from grade school. What an entitled head case.

Don’t even get me started on Bludhaven...

Maybe it was less BTTF time travel and more Rant. If that type of rabid apocalypse was going to go down in real life, it would be in Florida.

Bernie Sanders was an inside job!

Weird. I used to know some people on a bowling team called Schindler’s Fist; I always found it pretty funny.

The few staunchly conservative young people I’ve met over the years all had this annoyingly consistent need for adult approval and a habit of lying to their peers about any and everything, compulsively. So my money is on this kid being full of it.

I grew up in a very rural area and most young people were that way, but it was hardly “activism.” Most kids had a comfortable conservativw outlook but were too open to the idea that all the adults around us might just be idiots to be diligent or prophetic about it. And the kids who hadn’t rejected some of those values…

But the liberal media is attacking his strong conservative values. Just ask Fox News.

For sale. Runs great, TOTALLY passes emissions.