I hoped somehow this meant baby goats fighting.

(Serious face) We can’t explain it. This is going to unravel.

Humans don't do that.

Bold move, brave Milo, bold move.

When ‘hey look my town is mentioned on a Kinja mainpage!’ turns to ‘really, my town, really?’

He doesn’t discriminate. He’d call the entire side of the inning retarded.

I’m not saying that the nets don’t need to be extended but there is also the issue of it being a maple bat. There is really not enough reason to use them to justify how easily and cleanly they break. If it would have been an ash bat, like most players use, she’d be a lot less likely to have been hurt.

He meant to say “My character is inappropriate and regrettable.”

Maybe Freedman just wants it to be clear that he’s “personal lender” with a “checkered past” who “charges whatever interest rates he chooses.” Maybe he’s concerned that someone in the discerning ESPN audience might take the term to mean that he is a literal shark, perhaps one that can be lent out for parties and such.

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