@Spike49: Only 6% of rapists go to jail, while meanwhile, there are folks in there who will be trapped behind bars for years for a fucking dimebag.

@L-dizzle: M.I.A. performed at the Grammies on her due date — pelvic thrusts and all!

Oh hey, I'm also pale and Jewish with a big ol' badonkadonk! I love it. My disproportionately sized ass is one of my favorite things about my body. But can we just discuss for a minute how difficult it is to buy dresses and skirts? Pants, yes, they're always difficult to buy, but I especially hate how if you're…

@scribbles: Maria Jackson is right — I was being entirely sarcastic! It's difficult to convey online.

The other day, a female friend called me an asshole because I described a first-date-I-didn't-call-back as having been "too bro-y". I'd explained that he'd shown up wearing a neon trucker cap.

I encounter anti-Semitism more than other Jewish girls in New York because I have a tiny, bumpless, nose and an ethnically ambiguous name. Not to mention I'm generally broke, I don't support Israel's government, and I've hopped on the bacon bandwagon with gusto. Therefore, I get to listen to racists go on and on about…

@rimester: Look, I'm all for following your fetishes and love to see a lady with ink, but there's a difference between EVERY OTHER TATTOO and a SWASTIKA.

@batmonkey: I do believe that those groups are necessary to mention; however, the woman does not have an anti-LGBT or anti-gypsy tattoo. She has a swastika tattoo and gives no fuck about anti-Semitism. Therefore, it's appropriate to address the Jewish victims of the Holocaust.

@shaken.not.stirred: You missed the point. Entourage is the male SATC. Those bros are just as promiscuous as the SATC gang, if not more. (Except for Turtle, heh.)

It must be nice to have a ~perfect upbringing~, but I'd really like it if she and her ilk didn't speak of people from dysfunctional families like pity-party lepers.

Yes, rap-bashers, misogyny didn't even exist until rap music came along! Oh no, there isn't a single misogynistic *rock* lyric out there. "Under My Thumb"? Mick Jagger is simply referring to hitchhiking!

@honeybrown1976: That sort of attitude belongs in a nursing home.

@meritxell: an erotic life: The comic came out years before most of those movies.

As a meat-loving feminist, the only acronyms I'm concerned with are NOW and BBQ. And BBQ NOW.

@honeybrown1976: So I take it you're familiar with my credit report and crippling student loan debt with Sallie Mae? Glad you've had access to all of my personal financial information.

Wow, I sure do love logging on to Jezebel and seeing commentors rip apart my age group.

@firefly82: Um, I'm 22 and I've paid my taxes online for four years. I registered to vote at the DMV, bring my stuff downstairs to the laundromat like a normal person, cooked pierogies wih sauteed brussels sprouts last night, and not only do I know how to use Google Maps, I'm an M.A. student in Geography.

Tavi, you've given me infinite amounts of hope for your generation. God bless you.

@lizae: The moral of the story: Don't be a dick to reporters.

@Sparklejam!: But it's not something that lets you pick the right time if your dad gave you the ring during one of those creepy purity ceremonies.