I winced when Quinn was giving advice to Mercedes about being comfortable with her body. Girl, you're white, skinny, blond, and popular. Don't act like you know a damn thing about being a minority, a big girl, or shunned.

Is it okay if I still watch and love Raising Arizona?

@LadyTudorRose: Remember "mansplaining" and "whitesplaining"? Yeah, thanks for Gentilesplaining to me, I'll let my ancestors who died at Auschwitz know your opinion.

@LadyTudorRose: It'll be "taught enough" when there stop being Holocaust deniers and anti-Semites. Until then, I salute the attention to it.

I can't help but picture her as Hit Girl.

@veronykah: I grew up in Fort Lauderdale. There were a lot of old people who looked like handbags, and as a kid, they scared the crap out of me. Don't go that route.

@Super Bash Bros.: Hi. I teach Weather and Climate. Axis-tilt, latitude, and the revolution of the Earth around the sun lead to different places receiving different levels of sunlight at different times. People evolved to be able to take in certain amounts of light depending on their melanin levels. The reason white…

@LadybirdRamone: And this is why I love my girl Ruth, or as I call her, Darth Vader Ginsburg.

@ella jane: That's my favorite Facebook group!

@jasminetea: Or saying the Beatles are overrated, or that you don't like the Beatles. Sign of a hipster douchebag.

@notsodarling: "Wake up! You got a boner for nothing!"

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: YESSSSSSS. Jesus, SNL, HIRE A WOMAN OF COLOR. There are way too many hilarious black women in the world being ignored by the old boys club of comedy.

@itsonreserve: Ehhhhh Kristen Wiig always plays the same 'crazy lady' type though, to the point where I'd actually appreciate seeing her also playing a straight man sometime too. But you're right — allowing a woman to be goofy and wacky on stage is very subversive seeing as women were forever pigeonholed as the "voice…

@madeofawesome is a bamf: I love Kenan! I think he's sorta cute although nowhere near Kel's cuteness. Which is another reason I agree that we need to see a return of Kel.

@quatrevingtquatre: The other day, I thought I'd bought a new variety of Brownie Husband with nuts in it, but it turns out it was just covered in cat litter. :(

@RestroomOccupado: Well you know, us plus-sized ladies just can't stop shoving food or dicks in our mouths.

I blame porn for making heterosexual men raised in the Internet Generation horrible in bed and skipping past foreplay to just jamming it in. They're anti-oral (at least, the giving), think a "facial" is par for the course, and don't really care whether or not the woman orgasms. Porn has ruined sex for Gen-Y.

I'm a Jewish feminist. In terms of quantity of balls busted, right now I'm in second place losing only to unfortunate sports accidents.

I wrote this letter today:

"There's someone for everyone" is the biggest crock of shit, and the last thing you want to hear as an "ugly" girl. Oh, so Sally Hottie has 5,000 someones who want her, but as a slag, there's only 1 out of 6 billion people who could possibly be interested? Thanks.