Veggies look nice but I'll stick with sausage.

I sent this article to my boyfriend, and he thinks they're even better if you sign them from Bush. Example:

I'm sick of how Perez Hilton is a big guy, yet goes around calling every girl a fatass — and now he's attacking our honeypots too?! Christ.

@amy1971: WINNER.

Amy Winehouse needs to stop giving us Russian-Jewish ladies a bad name. And for the record, I don't do crack, and I have all of my teeth.

I hope she's headed to the Bahamas to snuggle up on a hammock under pretty palm trees! The exhaustion in her face worries me, and she deserves a break.

They're doing it wrong, but maybe men will learn a lesson and stop feeding date-rape drugs to us.

@fahrenheit_420: Don't give anyone any tattoo ideas.

"Catching bad guys is not a common female fantasy."

@Gingerlime: She was also in Firefly, so hopefully nerdboys in the industry who developed crushes on her from both shows will figure out something different for her.

@BeccaThePromoMami: See my below comment. Women don't get freakishly ripped from weightlifting, unless they're on steroids. They just get gorgeous. Our hormones keep it that way, and it is awesome.

The best part is that she's destroying the myth that weightlifting and strength training makes women look bulky and gross. On the contrary, that only happens if you're taking 'roids! Women's bodies are naturally programmed to look gorgeous when uber-muscular, not bodybuilder-freaky. So if you want to learn how to lift…

I really miss my parents. What I would give to even have the privilege of hating them.

I hope she remembers to wear her sunscreen so that she can stay gorgeous for life! When pale redheads like she and I skimp on the sun protection, the result is looking 80 at 30.