secretagentman
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secretagentman

Most of the non-Columbo NBC Mystery Movie offerings were middling, but Banacek was easily the best of the non-Columbo offerings. Gotta love the bogus Polish proverbs like "The truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn." 

Why is everyone so upset that Andrea Riseborough getting a nomination over Viola Davis instead of being upset that Ana de Armas (who let’s face it is more well known as Ben Affleck’s ex) got one over Davis?

That’s on you.

Look, I can suspend my disbelief to an extent, but there’s no way the child of David Duchovny and Julia Louis-Dreyfus is going to come out looking like Jonah Hill.

This is actually one of your more useful lists, modern AVClub, good work.  Still shouldn’t have been a slideshow though.  Just a list with “Movie - where to see.”

My God Claire Foy....

Snub: Women Talking, Women Talking, Women Talking.

I don’t know what Tim Allen’s politics are, but I’m sure a coked-up comic 90s comic would never pull such an untoward stunt!

Dakota Johnson roasted Armie Hammer, which is ironic because that’s exactly how Hammer would prepare Johnson.

I think the jokes were funny enough, but I feel like that was kind of shitty to Guadagnino. Maybe he enjoyed it! But if I were getting a big award I wouldn’t want the whole speech presenting it to me to be about the time I hired and worked closely with a guy everybody hates now. Like...thanks? Then I would feel like I

After I came out, my mom told my aunt that I was gay, and her reaction was, “what? He’s been out for years!

She’s a real piece of shit.

He’ll always be Dave from Titus to me.

Specifically your pizza...

Honestly my favorite part of the movie is that the so called genius billionare was in fact dumb as a sack of rocks.

as a recovery gay, I’m fine with peeps getting drunk on air. Cohen is a reminder of what I don’t want to return to in the New Year.

Not saying you’re wrong, but tons of straight women love watching gay male porn. It’s totally a thing.

Uh, maybe you should see a doctor.

“Name’s Bland, James Bland.”