secretagentman
secretagentman
secretagentman

Are we skipping over the part where he’s been accused of sexual battery and assault?

That’s what Molokai is for, since he’s become a behavioral leper.

I think you mean “The guy from the Hangover (no, the other guy. No, the OTHER guy... NO THE OTHER OTHER GUY), Justin Bartha”

Somehow, he sounds crazier than Will Smith.

Given his appearance during Sunday’s Oscars (for the anniversary of Juno), it would seem odd if they hadn’t adjusted the role.

It’s wild how there was this narrative that he’s somehow overdue and deserving for a Best Actor based seemingly based on his pop culture popularity. A lot of people were out there like he’s Scorsese with the will he “finally” win “his” Oscar like he’s entitled to one by his body of work and I had to go back through his

i really loved his playing with alanis. this sucks.

Well of course she was a medium. She was neither rare nor well done.

I got to see this last night and it was an all-around good movie. I wanted more silliness, but it’s worth it for the Channing cheeks and Brad Pitt’s exit.

I like Ryan Reynolds snark, but Red Notice was a bad movie all around. The plot had so many holes poking through it that I don’t know where to begin.

Yep, the Gizmodo article below confirms that is the case.

Seeing as how she’s in London shooting said Snow White movie maybe Disney didn’t think the hype they’ll get for her doing little more than walking the red carpet is worth the expense of flying her across the world and losing 3-4 production days on the movie. 

The only possible explanation I could think of is if due to Covid rules they’re only inviting people who were nominated by name.

Or thrown Charlie Sheen in front of that subway train!

We used the Netflix DVD delivery service!  Yes, we’re the last people that still do that.

I know, I know...

Body Heat: erotic thriller or noir with lots of nudity (and a dancing Ted Danson)? Where would you stock the VHS copy in a video store?

Chris Redd always brings the funny.

That might have been the best Update of the season. But then Kyle Mooney shows up to remind us how hard he sucks. He is the Colin Robinson Energy Vampire of the show.

There’s a long history of “cover your mouth when you cough” and less of “cover your breathing holes.” However, he’s not there based on his attention to details so I doubt he pays much attention to the difference.