Simon Kinberg has always sucked. He broke in with Mr and Mrs Smith, which was not actually remotely good, but became famous due to the off-screen shenanegins of its leads.

Man, this show has turned out to be really really different than the book. I mean, obviously it’s got the same bones, but so much of the rest is seriously divergent. I like quite a bit it as a show on its own merits, but I kinda feel like I’d appreciate it more if I could have gone in knowing nothing about the book.

I miss kathy griffin, Cooper picked the wrong bff and they are all cowards for it. Although at least this is less of a cowards move by Cohen

It’s an anagram for “no sod Ja Rule”.

For the moment.

“No, thank you.  I much prefer the slideshow format,” said no one ever.

The Elizabeth Holmes case is something I swear the media thinks we’re all much more interested in than we actually are.

I enjoyed this slow, intense and revealing character study, having just watched The Card Counter, another performance and study... My favorite thing about Colman is her eye/smile combo. Her smile can be precisely the same, though her eyes will convey whether she is actually smiling, grimacing, menacing or gritting her…

woof, *any* excuse to try and make a slideshow happen.

These are awful.  

We do the same at the hotel where I work. “The gas fireplace in your room shuts off after a few minutes? That’s a safety feature!”

Only to discover when they arrive that the VW van is their new Worker Housing Unit.

I choose to interpret the structure of your sentence to mean that Norm Macdonald was both your best friend and your grandmother.

I’m discovering that i’m enjoying your reviews on this series more than the actual series, Gwen! Have a great holiday

Im sure she's relieved she didn't get the role and miss the opportunity to shit her pants in a major motion picture. 

And now they’re unnecessary plastic surgery buddies.

I am 52 years old. I remember the first Saturday Night Live, if not from watching it live (I would have been six)

women are so not worth the risk

the old school, thick-skinned comedian mindset (AKA “fuck em if they can’t take a joke”) strikes again. “Back in the 70's if I said you had nice tits, no one EVER got mad at me!” Times change buddy, unlike some comedians.