Well, you’re half right. Cats work for the devil, so no.

He knows that she actually hates Trump and her whole act is a performance. At the end of the day they put their feet up, have a glass of wine, and laugh, together, at the gullibility of the American people.

‘My goal has been to plant enough seeds to reap a good harvest. Today, I can truly say that my harvest has been abundant.’

Queen of Carbs?

Terrible people with too much money.

Sorry, I’m a casual baseball observer so not sure but, which guy is playing the game the right way?

Soooo, 8 am, call for war with Iran? 

They’re doing a revival of Take Me Out?! I had not heard that! I saw the original, which I liked alot. 

They are adorable hockey parents, and fellow Canadians, but named their son ‘Cale’ and for that, they must be slapped!

So you can just walk off a plane in a state that you don’t reside in and go buy a gun and ammo. America continues to be scary as fuck.

Rightly so!

‘but more confusing is why the Mets’ rotation includes a Brooklyn Heights dad who’s about to pick up his kids from school. That might be the root cause of the issue.’ Right?! Like, why is my grade 9 science teacher playing baseball?? 

What does something like that cost? I once did a spray tan machine, you stand in it and it sprays you for like 10 seconds, and it was 20 bucks. Only lasted a few days though.

This is Splinter. BBC World News is down the hall.

It works for me if I add a random /.

I’m embarrassed that he’s Canadian. His mother, the brilliant journalist Barbara Frum, is likely spinning in her grave.

Chasten? His parents ought to get their faces slapped. 

Was she the nuclear physicist?

Yeah, I would say Sam was joking?

Avery needs to stop with the Juvaderm.