secretagentman
secretagentman
secretagentman

‘Your arm is still broken!’ made me laugh out loud.

Trump University geography major!

Will they do a second nationwide vote on whether to Brexit or not?

It better be a record turnout to vote next year, or you guys will be lost for good.

I’ve mentioned this before, the last time he did something awesome, but if you haven’t seen his 60 Minutes interview, search it out. He is a goddamn prince. 

I was trying to explain to a youngster how brilliant Cheers was. More laughs in 22 minutes than anything on any screen today. It was pure quality. There are still lines rattling around in my head, and some I’ve used in public, that continue to make me laugh. I guess like with all things, we never knew how good we had

Dead hooker or live boy. 

Everyone knows the gay black men get all the breaks in America!! 

Hernia from daily hoisting of the boulder-sized chip on to his sadly sloping shoulder.

Ah yes, the old ‘why must you torture the poor boys with your sexually suggestive clothing because they can’t control themselves and why should they’. It’s 1957.

Australia is the Florida of the world. Someone or something is always trying to kill you.

Ive seen clips from Oklahoma. He is dreamy. 

It was Peter Gallagher. I think that pic is from The Tonys or a charity thing? Nathan is older in the pic than when he did the show.

I will see your Bieber and raise you the 2 Ryans.

Well, he is Canadian so, not shocking.

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So he either meant it like King plays like a girl, and everyone knows girls can’t do the sports, or he meant it like King is a homo and everyone knows the gays are weak. Either way, it’s highfuckinglarious and so inspiring in a coach! Also, I’d like to ‘rattle’ him, preferably a diamondback.

Get out.

Comey better be goddamn raking in there!

Well in that case, can you grab me a carton of Marlboro Gold at Duty Free? Bless.