“I Didn’t Ride My Motorcycles All Winter And Now They’re Mad At Me”

Probably because they got a kick out of it

“calls that someone was driving around on a jet ski”

I don’t say this often, but...

with pristine examples commanding high five-figure asking prices these days.

If you want a beach truck and dont care about offroading get the sport. IF you’re going to off road a moderate amount get the rubicon. If this is going to be your hobby and you’re going to do it every weekend buy the oldest POS jeep some $10k axles and a camary to DD.