“the Warrant is coming out of my balls.”

It’s like rearranging the deck chairs on a boat that didn’t sink and nobody cared about to begin with.

Drugs can be a difficult habit to kick so we understand why he hasn’t sought your advice.

The advanced stats like RPM think Covington is a top 5 small forward and top 30 player, primarily bc of his defensive contributions. That’s pretty fucking good.

Yeah and imagine if the Portland Trail Blazers had drafted Michael Jordan instead of Sam Bowie.....What’s your point?

And they got relatively unlucky with both draft spots and draft picks (talent identification/projection is pretty random, and both traditional and statistical analysis whiffs a large percentage of the time). Imagine if they’d guessed on Porzingis over Okafor, for example, or gotten the 1 then and taken KAT.

100% yes. Would trade Hinkie for Garpax in less than a heartbeat.

This is just stupid at this point. Nothing Sam Hinkie has ever said or done has given the impression that he thinks that tanking is the answer to every problem, or that he values draft picks above all else. And the Kings’ roster and situation is radically different from the situation that Hinkie faced when he took…

Deadspin’s continued hate for Sam Hinkie is one of the weirdest things. I’m a Bulls fan and I would trade the Bulls roster for the Hinkie-built Sixers one in a heartbeat. I think most other fans of mediocre-to-bad teams would say the same.

Love how you guys act like The Process didn’t pay off. Saric is really damn good. With the exception of some injuries Embiid has the potential to rock the league. Next year they add Ben Simmons and they have that great draft swap with Sacramento. Yeah it hurt, but trust the process.

I was stripped of my approved-ness(?) by Burneko back in October for the heinous crime of posting a GIF alongside a post. Not even a post just of a GIF, but having the GIF alongside text, which is more than what some still-approved folks do and somehow still keep their approved-ness(??)

Other Jerry Graham stories (all of these are real): Letting little Vince Jr bleach his hair blond, pooping in the bathtub of numerous homes he was the guest in, losing all his savings when his mom gave it all to the Rev Billy Graham (as opposed to Superstar), and stealing his mother’s dead body from the hospital with…

Toots Mondt was quite the character as well. I find the whole Gold Dust Trio goddamned fascinating.

Devin “not Mark Sanchez” Booker

I love this:

First Take a Bunch of Painkillers

Afraid you might catch it?

That’s because you’re a bigot piece of shit. But hey, I bet you’ve already been told that before.

Because a GT-R’s first mods are coilovers and ecu upgrade.

All in for it, 100% support, In other news...