I wish these gay football players weren’t so obsessed with sacks.

My friend has a kid in high school and openly gay and bisexual teens are such a part of the current landscape of high school that I doubt his teammates even care at this point. Which is awesome.

Regardless of his conscious choice he would have been accused of match fixing by deciding to eat or not eat the pie because he was aware of the bet, it’s lose lose for him no matter what unless he just decided to not show up.

Theory time: The rest of the league isn’t going small because the future is in efficient shotmaking small ball lineups. Its because Philadelphia has bought every center and will continue to get every center. Teams are preparing for a future with no bigs on the roster and the Sixers playing with a rotation of 140…

Someone hasn’t watched a warriors game this year

Medium take: including Paul Pierce as a member of a Big 3 is extremely generous to Paul Pierce, so he should probably just shut the fuck up

I follow Shea Hillenbrand to his car

Yo dude I follow Shea Serrano on Twitter too!!!!

As an American living in England, unless you’re planning on selling the car in the UK at the end of the trip, just buy over here. $30,000 over here equates to nearly £24,000 post-Brexit and there are all manners of Alfas, Land Rovers, Porsches, Maseratis, any French car, and so on and so forth that you’ll never have a…

My quick and dirty interpretation of a Lotus SUV.

Kellyanne Conway confirmed that Trump is a great golfer. In fact, she referred to his last win as The Putting Green Masacre.

Yeah, nobody who has a real weight-training regime to strengthen their knees has ever blown out their ACL. Sports definitely are not riddled with literally hundreds of examples of that exact thing happening. For sure.

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

But isn’t Kotaku another site that is devoted to it? If that site wasn’t also owned by univision would it be covered on deadspin?

Seriously can this please be a fad, or at the very least can deadspin stop reporting it?

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

I think Rivers’s record holds up well (COUNT THE RINGZ!!!!!!! is too stupid to respond to).

Davis has one season in the NBA where he both played a lot and was good. He owes every last dime he’s made as a pro to Rivers. Sorry kid, fat and washed up at 29 is a tough spot.

Right now the top suspect is his brother Marsh. I’ll leave now