These owners really need to stick to sports.

I was at an Indians game either last year or the year before and a dude started yelling at me to take off my sunglasses for the national anthem.  I wish I was lying.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

Getting slammed head first into the ground does less brain damage than regularly watching FOX news 

FIFY

That’s awesome. All the times he drove him to travel baseball or took off early from work, or travelled to podunk to see him playing in the minors and then to get to see that? Fucking incredible.

Rex Ryan would nurse those feet back to health. Day and night, tirelessly working. Without thanks, without pay, without reciprocated feelings.  That is what love is.  Being there when you aren’t asked to be.  Seeing the foot for what it is ON THE INSIDE and not for what it is on the outside, because that’s where true…

Appealing? No.

Do not carry a child you don’t care enough about to stop drinking. I understand that it is difficult to stop (my father was an alcoholic who committed suicide one day after announcing that he was quitting drinking “for good”), but I know that fetal alcohol syndrome is extremely serious and irreversible. Why not have…

like when you try to give your cousin grief over video games to make him feel normal while he slowly dies of leukemia

Dude he's just saying the old version tasted better

According to baseball’s unwritten rules, Bauer now has to throw at himself in his next appearance

Sorry for the harsh tone on this one, but we really disagree here. I knew it wouldn’t take many comments here to find a supporter of an employee who is so terrible at his job that he’s intentionally embarrassing customers while simultaneously not selling products, but I have to admit, I didn’t expect it to be the…

As a Raptor fan since childhood, I wish Leonard nothing but personal success and organizational failure.

I feel like you really dropped the ball not reminding your audience of this beauty.

You got a Zillow link for that? I have a few minutes to kill at work and house porn is right up my alley.

The 8,000 square foot home has five bedrooms, seven-and-a-half baths and a four-car garage on a 3-acre lot.

I agree the office is a little much, but I’m not here to kink-shame anyone.

that’s a jerk-off station