A kitten is murdered anytime this phrase is uttered, typed, etc.  

The mentality of football ‘people’ is just something else.  In my senior year of football, playing WR I got sandwiched between two defenders helmets and opened my eyes with a coach and 4 or 5 players looking down at me.  Spent a good chunk of the night at the ER with a follow up to my pediatrician the next morning…

They avoided that restaurant because they’re afraid of brown people.  For sure.  

“Embolden other brands to do this” The problem is that literally no one cares about the Cheesy Crunchy McCrunch Wrap Supreme. No one.

This is probably erroneous thinking on my part, but I’m kind of waiting for the TV money to start drying up as well. I know cord cutting was the new hotness a few years ago, but it seems at least anecdotally that a lot of friends have ditched cable over the last few years. In terms of getting butts in seats, I…

As a general rule, sports leagues shouldn’t be weighing in as judges and juries on sexual assault because, not only are their leaders vastly unqualified to conduct these investigations or issue penalties, but their actions can cause more harm than good.

As a Lions for for most of my life (I tried to quit them and pick a new team for a couple of seasons and it just didn’t work) I can say with certainty, that the Leos definitely set the poop standard.  They set it not only for the NFL, but I would argue all of the major professional sports leagues in the US.  

Eat shit.

Here for the outdated, childless, hilarious old man takes.

Let me guess Rangers super fan, you aren’t a big fan of the NBA?  

Fenech is loathed by pretty much everyone.  

Fenech is a complete and utter clown.  He has to be the corniest of all local Detroit writers.  

Flores loses the locker room before the first snap of the season, well done!  

I have a pretty wild imagination, you might be surprised at the type of stuff I could make up.

Let’s Goooooo is one of the worst sports trends in a long time, particularly from fans.

I watched this show and I have to say, Nate is equal parts John Reese, Bryan Mills, and John Wayne Gacy.

Can you imagine a historically great player saying something like that?  

Can you imagine a historically great player saying something like that?  

I’m also an old like you Albert, 2 kids, dress like an old, etc.  The thing I don’t get about this “new” hotness of canned ‘seltzer’ drinks is why are people moving away from Vodka/Soda?  Convenience I guess?  I feel like if I’m going to get after it, which occurs probably only once or twice a year now, because fuck…

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