no wonder he didn’t stand a chance against Mayweather.

BIG BUTTER runs deep.

Absolutely.  6 buttons or GTFO!

Call me old fashioned, but I love the aspect of frivolous shooting and killing in video games.  If that makes me a bad person, meh. 

Sames.

My friends and I tried this a few times.  All we ever did was end up crushing a few salt and pepper shakers on the table and make a big damn mess.  

Are we talking locally sourced here or mass produced?

Wide Receivers are weird, man. 

I don’t always store $500K of valuables in my vehicle, but when I do it’s usually in a rental car parked in a high density/urban area that I’m not from.  

SPK’s and Haribo all day.

Candice Keller would say it’s the gays fault.

Partially, don’t let him die.  

All stages of pregnancy are obviously extremely important in a fetus’ development, but the first trimester even more so. FAS can cause major birth defects and developmental disabilities from the first trimester.  FASD’s can range in terms of physical impairments to behavioral and learning disabilities.  Best of luck…

I’ve ate at Jack in the Box once and when I looked at my taco, I couldn’t have been more confused about why there was a slice of melted american cheese on it.  Easily the worst taco I’ve ever had, but still probably better then these BK ‘tacos’.

Thank god for AB he isn’t playing in Tampa Bay, this could have a a terrible outcome.

And also anyone mad at Lebron for going crazy is probably a white.

Raise your hand if you immediately did a CTRL+F ZODIAC.

“This Nate Peterman is growing on me”

It’s a white

Such a shame.  A real stand-up fellow.  Hopefully this doesn’t mean he’s going to call up another rape victim and threaten to rape her again if she doesn’t recant.