Partially, don’t let him die.  

All stages of pregnancy are obviously extremely important in a fetus’ development, but the first trimester even more so. FAS can cause major birth defects and developmental disabilities from the first trimester.  FASD’s can range in terms of physical impairments to behavioral and learning disabilities.  Best of luck…

I’ve ate at Jack in the Box once and when I looked at my taco, I couldn’t have been more confused about why there was a slice of melted american cheese on it.  Easily the worst taco I’ve ever had, but still probably better then these BK ‘tacos’.

Thank god for AB he isn’t playing in Tampa Bay, this could have a a terrible outcome.

And also anyone mad at Lebron for going crazy is probably a white.

Raise your hand if you immediately did a CTRL+F ZODIAC.

“This Nate Peterman is growing on me”

It’s a white

Such a shame.  A real stand-up fellow.  Hopefully this doesn’t mean he’s going to call up another rape victim and threaten to rape her again if she doesn’t recant.

You hate to see it.

This is some beefy stuff.  

This needs way more love

But it is amazing how many boomer ushers take their job extremely serious.

This is the most correct answer I’ve seen on here thus far.  The ease of ability to play older ‘good’ games you didn’t have a chance to get to previously and the volume of them, unless you have a serious case of fomo, doesn’t make me feel the need to rush out and get the new hotness and will usually wait for them to…

As a 6'7" male, without fail the person in front of me attempts to recline.  When they think their seat is stuck, but it’s really just my knee they’re pushing against.  I hate flying.

The point is, in the history of criminals, not one of them has ever picked up a jar of mayo. Not one.

I used to always throw a few Dorito’s into my sad meat/cheese sandwich in high school.  Major improvement every time.

Stop arresting people for licking ice cream. 

I think we used to toss a splash of black currant concentrate in there when the taste was no longer bearable.  

Was your dorm room actually a penitentiary?