This is absolutely amazing! I mean..you hate to see it.  

“And his resume—Harvard! McKinsey!—made me both yawn and roll my eyes.”

I do this with games all the time.  Like I’m wanting to savor the completion of the game or something.  It’s a mental block for me, and I hardly ever go back to actually finishing the damn thing.  I probably only end up finishing 1/3 of the games I start.

Inject this into my veins.

The Lakers are the favorites now?  That’s hilarious.

I’ll hold my breath. 

Pigs will be racist. 

That’s some brutal shit right there.  Danny Green really didn’t intend to hurt him, but still, fuck Danny Green.

Aye, Papi.

Make sure you get a really good one there, jean vest guy.

Lorne loves it when they break.

Well this is one of the worst things I’ve read in a long time.  I’m sure there are plenty of things that could be picked apart for him, you hate his acting, his movies, whatever, but to slam him over his innocuous twitter use seems a bit pedantic.

Brie Larson? Interesting, I wouldn’t have thought of her in my top 50 list of bad actors, but maybe I haven’t seen enough Brie Larson movies. I thought she was great in Room, Short Term 12 and United States of Tara.  Also surprised to see Amy Adams on this list. 

Waiting for all of the red asses to get bent out of shape for him not taking this appearance in a complete blowout seriously enough.

If you ever find yourself in Denver, go to Olive and Finch and order the Milano.  One of the best things I’ve ever ate.  Crispy Prosciutto, perfectly cooked pesto potatoes, everything comes together perfectly. 

His complete meltdown with Eddie Johnson was so goddamn satisfying.  

A text and DM are not the same thing, which is why they have different names, mannnnnnnnnn

Domino’s has come a long way, their Brooklyn style is pretty damn good for chain pizza.  

Counterpoint, the customers at Costco and Trader Joe’s make it a very negative in person experience.  For whatever reason those two retailers have the most annoying fellow customers.

Funny seeing this at this very minute. I just bought a TV from it.