A text and DM are not the same thing, which is why they have different names, mannnnnnnnnn

Domino’s has come a long way, their Brooklyn style is pretty damn good for chain pizza.  

Counterpoint, the customers at Costco and Trader Joe’s make it a very negative in person experience.  For whatever reason those two retailers have the most annoying fellow customers.

Funny seeing this at this very minute. I just bought a TV from it.

Have to be enjoying all of this free unsolicited advice.  

Yeah, this guy is clearly not a fan of anyone with brown skin.  I hope AB leaves the lawn untouched.  

Holy shit, even despite the warning, it was worse than I imagined.  

Sounds like someone has been watching/bucking for to join the casting for Naked and Afraid. 

I’m not sure that people will see or read my comment, and believe me I’m not tooting my own horn by saying this, but I would say I am close to being an expert in the field. I see more child deaths every single year that are 100% preventable and avoidable. An infant needs to be sleeping in a bassinet or crib with no…

I’ve seen so much vitriol toward this season, but I’ve thought it was fine.  Was it the best season?  Meh, probably not, but people are making it seem like this is the biggest bunch of fuckery that’s ever been aired.  That’s a bit much.

Why don’t you just find a different job since you clearly don’t like being the flight attendant mentioned in this story?

She is 36?  Impossible!  She has also been falsifying her birth certificate it appears.

Wasted Anthony Davis?  They were put in an impossible situation. Play him and he gets injured, they’re fucked. Sit him he doesnt get hurt and you tank to get a potentially generational player, this was the only play. 

Without Durant, they win in 5?

Yikes.  If that is a legal tactic, maybe you want to change the rules so people don’t get killed in the ring?  

Cruise ship

Off to the optometrist. Just strained both eyes from rolling them so hard.

The moment that personified Craig Ehlo’s career.  My brother and I always joked that MJ kicked Ehlo in the face when celebrating, even though he clearly did not.

I’m a parent of 2, and I completely agree. It was something someone made for a blog or something who probably didn’t even have any kids.

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