Jesus, this is awful advice. What servers want pennies? Don’t do this. Not ever.

He’s going to blow out both achilles, right?

I don’t think Bobby would want any smoke from Markieff.

It wasn’t for lack of trying, PG decided he didn’t want to go there.  

At the same time, NO is never going to be a FA destination.  Never. 

Fish tacos.  My wife doesn’t like them at all.  It’s not a quick meal to make, but it’s such a rare occasion I enjoy it.

Also, substitute butter for oil.

More alarmingly, Vince has turned into a human thumb. 

It makes no damn sense.  

You clearly aren’t from the midwest.  Schools shut down on a whim all of the time in my state in the winter.  

From St. Louis, get the fuck outta here!

Bless you! God’s work right here.

I see what you did their omitting Kobe and that subtle burn.  I’m not sad about it.

under-rated  

Still with the flopping.

I’m a players guy most of the time, and I’m sure this is probably the wrong take, but this is at least partially on AD as well.  You are demanding a trade to one specific team.  Nobody made you sign the contract, but you did.  At your age and talent level and shitty franchise, you could have opted to go the route of…

In hell, you can only watch Pistons games.

Up?  Up where?  That kid isn’t playing in the NBA.

Why would anyone want Lonzo Ball?  

Florida man is so pissed he couldnt have unloaded a clip into one of these two.