Oof, +1, have a star.

And lets not forget about the time that he was getting a hummer from a prostitute while the national anthem was being played.

How have I not heard that quote from Haslem before?  Good god!  Of course he owns a team in Ohio.

Finish him.  

What is it with cop shows in general?  Do we really need yet another fucking cop show?  Every angle has been played of this tired and derivative story line, yet every year, hey come watch this new cop show.  No. Thanks.

It’s like choose your own adventure with the audio being your guide.  

Unfortunately in Season 2, per the trailer, you won’t actually be able to watch any of the show.  It will be more like an audio book with glimpses of light on your TV.

Here’s hoping the entire season of Ozark isn’t filmed without lighting like the trailer.  Here’s this thing, good luck actually seeing it, audience!

Yeah, I mean I’m sure those broads were looking for a pay day, right Writer Di?  /s

Yeah, that was definitely the case.  I feel bad for them too obviously, but damn that was a good breakfast!  I always went for one of their variations of eggs benedict and would then help my daughter finish whatever we ordered for her.  The Whistle Stop ‘replaced’ it I believe, but I would prefer to cook my own…

Qdoba over Chipotle?  Demanding hamburger in your tacos?  Get a load of this guy!

Yep.  2 lb burrito or gtfo.

It isn’t way more expensive than Taco Bell.  This is a bad, inaccurate take and I award you zero stars.

Agreed.  The old notion that you could stuff your face at Taco Bell for a dollar or two hasn’t been accurate in almost 2 decades.  

Not sure if you’ve been to TB of late, but I haven’t gone to a TB in the last 15 years and spent less than $5.  Needless to say I don’t have $5 of change in my couch, but if you do, invest in a piggy bank!

When I’m 3 sheets to the wind, I don’t really even care. If Chipotle was next door to a TB I’d probably split 50/50 just depending on the night. If I was able to order a 2 lb baby thigh tortilla though at 2:00 AM, that would be hard to pass on.

The deliciousness that is Taco Bell, obviously.

Rest in Peace, Mae’s of Pleasant Ridge.  Your breakfasts were so simple, but still yet to be matched.  

Are you really that dumb? 

If I were Donald, or Bell for that matter, I wouldn’t play another snap of football until I had a guarantee of money comparable to my skill set. It’s easy for me to say that as a no talent ass clown, but they have way too much at stake to lose from an earning perspective. These teams that “have been hesitant to give…