Yep, it was clearly she that needed help, what with getting her ass kicked.  So nice of him to let her know to get help.  

It wasn’t even his girlfriend.  It was his buddy’s.

I’ve heard both in Michigan, but the one that annoys me most is my older relatives adding an ‘s’ onto the end of things where it doesn’t belong.  “You need anything from Meijerssssss/Krogerssssss” etc.  Also, hearing people call salsa: saltza.  

Farthest from being a Trump supporter, but from those I do know, the answer would be a resounding no.

Man, that really sucks.  Best of luck to you.

You’d have to ask my wife, as without fail all of the steak knives, the paring knife, chef’s knife and utility knife will be sitting next to each other in the sink at any given time.  She always uses a cutting board though, so that’s good.  

Agreed.  I read it after my daughter was 4 y/o and we just had our 2nd.  Great read though.

Jeff.  Cut your losses.  If she’s upset about that now, you’re doomed down the line.  DOOMED.  

Mark! I agree whole-heartedly.  I don’t give a flying fuck about any of your stupid backstory, I just want to see how many teaspoons of salt you put in your dry rub.  

I saw one only one time also, in a pit I saw some dude get clunked with a 22 oz Newcastle bottle.  The bottle didn’t break, but left a nasty cut on that dude’s head.  It was only the second concert I’d been to in my life and I was just stunned.

Dan Gilbert actually making me feel better about being a Pistons fan.  

I did too, until you saw Clarkson play for a meaningful team.  I think he is just the classic nice player on an embarrassing team...which I guess means maybe he’ll go back to looking decent again.

This contract has already not aged well.

I did a shitty job of communicating? How is my comment hard to understand. It is literally one sentence. You’re trying to see what agenda I’m trying to push, is that it? Just take the comment at face value, and with 100% less pretentiousness and seriousness. This is kinja for crying out loud.

When you read things, do you often make them mean in your head what you want them to mean?

What on earth are you talking about, and where did I say any of what you just said in my comment.  

I do think the 30 for 30's he was involved in were pretty good, so it’s probably good that he’ll be in the background vs. having a shitty talk show.

or feet by pool/beach/lake

Was on for me, for both of my accounts.

We are living in a day and age where intelligence is frowned upon.