Dude, you’ve got too much time on your hands. 

Moron Logic: Driving to Edmonds from Seattle (easily an hour round trip) to buy ugly/bad cookies, and then posting about it on twitter to own the libs!  

Those are ugly cookies.

At Starbucks in the morning, I’m only good for four words: “Tall Pike with room.”

Roger shows up in the form of an anthropomorphic paperclip: "It looks like you're trying make the game of football fun and enjoyable. Can I help you stop this immediately?"

That’s funny, because growing up I always thought Gotham was supposed to be Chicago and Metropolis was NYC. And more to your other point, Gotham and Metropolis have always been pretty close to each other; it’s not just BvS that has them across the bay from each other.

Agreed - Iron Man 3 gets so much shit that it absolutely does not deserve. (Especially as a follow-up to IM2, which I don’t hate but agree belongs in the bottom 2 with Thor: The Dark World.)  The only real problem with it, in the end, is that nothing of any consequence happens or is really ever referred to again in…

She strikes me as the type of person that many in the Splinterverse will roll their eyes at, but if those same people knew her personally would instead be like, “Oh Valerie? She’s awesome. Fucking love Valerie.”

They should open a sub shop together and call it We can’t identify a photoshopped jersey Mikes’.

I’m just here so I won’t get disenfranchised.

Personally, I don’t think this is funny. A man is dead. Sending thoughts and prayer is the only appropriate response.

Says the guy with a goddamn trademark hat.

Gregg was blindsided by the news.

FYI, the industry term would be C3 Splitter, which is just a distillation column. It uses the same principles as a whisky still, but it acts like several stills in series, concentrating the product more and more in each subsequent stage. This particular column probably has around 100 or so stages and generates really…

“After Hurns quit on his team in the playoffs I have also removed him from my pro bowl ballot.”

Gonna have to make a play if you wanna win in the National Football League.

There’s another way, Dennis. That’s to line these young men up and knock people down. This isn’t pop Warner fellas, this is the goddam NFL playoffs. Hit somebody in the face. Throw a Hail Mary. Play like a champion. Cheat if you have to. Let’s go now. Win on three.

How about the freaking elevators in a medical tower? Yesterday a group of kids were holding ALL of the elevators on one floor and thought it was funny.