Yeah, I dunno... (a) I’m usually a fan of the bangs look, and (b) MB is gorgeous, but this look ain’t quite adding up...

One sure sign your team is not very good is when every district rival schedules their homecoming game against you, as they did my senior year.

I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize to everyone in my theater during Hollywood — yep, that was me shifting positions in my seat every ten minutes towards the end, trying to get comfortable. Sorry, my tailbone can only take so much.

Can we all just take a moment to reflect.. on the “PRESIDENT BUILD WALL”... sticker(?) in the header pic?

+1 make it into a gif, no sound, loop it... sounds oddly soothing. Unlike those three.

Par for the course: I recall tuning into his late-night TV show (yes I am that old) — and turning it off after he started making fun of Chelsea Clinton’s looks... mind you, this is when she was a teenager living in the White House.  Make lame jokes about Bill and Hilary all you want, leave the kids out.

Neat scene and all, but the original is still the best for its brevity, directness, and impact.

It’s like half of a text chain of a night gone wrong

/googles game

+ 1 Gravity always wins, according to some doctor in the eighties

Just to go old school, I kinda get a (young!) George Foreman vibe from Khabib. Not so much fearlessness, just that “we all know how this is going to turn out” vibe.

+1 airboat ride for you

Further proof that every organization needs Bill Simmons’ VP of Common Sense.

I mean, I’d give myself a 0.001% chance, basically a freak shot while she adapts to my epic slowness and profoundly slow ball speed, but it’s not non-zero.

Popeye’s is without a doubt the most disorganized fast food place I’ve ever seen

So is Kelly Marie Tran in this one?  I haven’t heard any news about her.

Honest to goodness, I know it’s a symbolic question, but I have no idea what a gallon of milk costs either.

Wait, I thought the Tusla Roughnecks were the official fanclub of Tusla (the band, not the inventor)?

Both of their comments do sound wistful, but I’ll still be (naively) optimistic and hope it will all turn out fine. After all, l’affaire Gunn sounded much worse than this ever has. Speaking of which,

Yep, I’m taking the long view (maybe the naive view) on this one.  The Gunn affair sounded way, way more set in stone at the time, and look at how that turned out.