You know Bryan Adams is somewhere like fuck.

Oh you’re right I forgot about the long history of white people being unable to represent themselves in pop culture due to a mixture of literal slavery and subsequently vehement racism, so instead everyone made themselves up to be ridiculous caricatures that played into many of the completely racist ideas others had…

So many people in marketing are so bad at their jobs. Or maybe the people over them ignore their advice and just do dumb shit. I don’t know.

Looking forward to the MRAs’ overreaction to a marketing campaign no one asked for.

Your circumstances may not allow this solution, but if you can, you might consider getting yourself a rice cooker and a couple of 1/4 cup or 1 cup freezer molds. We got a lot busier this year, and so at the beginning of the year I started doing giant pots of things like carnitas, pulled pork, korean taco beef, chicken…

silly. mom’s aren’t women! /s/

Either it’s a society without women, or a society in which women are rare (the mother character). Either way, hard pass.

In the summer of 2060, Chris Pratt will probably be talking to an empty chair at the Republican National Convention.

I’m an old, that’s how we all talk. As I’m hustling him out the door, I’d tell him to “Beat feet, Daddy-O!”

This is so important, and not just because they’re going to thwart active spiking attempts: they’re important because things like drink lids and good signage are a deterrent. They signal to would-be rapists that, even if the woman doesn’t see you spike her drink, the bouncers and bartenders have their eyes out for…

“I would refer to it as an in-break”

I love the idea of an omnipotent being worrying about Justin Bieber’s boner and subsequent feelings. Really, bless his heart. 

Hells yes!

I have been off Jez for about 6 months, so tbh I had no idea this show existed until about 30 minutes ago, and am hitting these recaps hard. This might be the best way to watch what I’m guessing is an hour long program full of annoying filler and terrible banter as an ADHD’er. Cuts straight to the point. I wish I…

Well...despite being from Oklahoma, she’s about as “LA” as one can possibly get.

Agreed. Probably has to do with all the fives in her name. 

I’m going to give you the advice I gave my friend who is recovering from an eating disorder “you only have to be attractive to the person you want to be attractive to. And it they don’t find you attractive, they aren’t worth you, so find someone else.” This idea that you have to fit into a narrow box in order to be…

She's amazing, she really does deserve to be in the Good Place!

What utterly *terrible* advice your friend offered!!! 😧☹️🤯

I started dating someone a couple months ago that I’ve known for over a decade. He let me know that he was into me when I thought I was heavy, thinks I’m beautiful no matter what my dress size is and that my scale is full of bullshit. Although I am still proud of the fact that I lost some weight, there are definitely…