You will, when you least expect it. I found Sobek when I went to a club on a particular crappy day, after a friend promised to be there and never showed up. We talked for hours after I got him to flirt back. Longest one night stand ever...19 years and counting.

One of the brain-farts in Germany just recently argued that since most menial labourers can be replaced by robots, we should pay them even less...*sighs*

Breast milk is best, and here in NZ the breast milk bullies achieved to make formula the devil. The poor moms who just cannot make milk (for whatever reasons, there are many) or are not allowed to breastfeed (hashimotos, medications or celiacs, anyone?) have no other choice than to either feel horrible for not being…

what I have heard (from a player) is that pregnant women are easier, since a) they had sex at least once, b) there is no risk to get her pregnant, duh, and c) her partner won’t probably have sex with her, so she will be more horny and therefore, easier to convince.
*sighs deeply*

#feeltheBern

#feeltheBern

And then getting told by the doctors that you should not even consider a breast reduction, because of breastfeeding, future husband and who else.

Ask that the principal here in Auckland, NZ, who enforced a ban on puffer jackets. It is winter, and cold in the schools (no heating).

Here in NZ, it is winter. No kidding, -2C this morning. And the shorts you can buy? Only available between slut and whore. But I can see them being worn. No tights underneath. Also, on women from xs to XXL, nobody cares. I am so proud and impressed by the average Kiwi woman to completely ignore the temperature. But…

Try to get your hands on buscopan for the cramps. It is bliss for both menstrual cramps and IBS cramps.

Allergic to ibuprofen, and I am stuck with diclofenac.

Oh god, the miralax made me so sick, i passed out in the bathroom.
Thankfully, in NZ they use Picoprep, which is high dose vitamin C. Same result, less to drink, and less painful and nauseating.

I have the bad feeling she wanted a flat white. I think the difference between a flat white and a cappuccino is the dry vs wet foam.

I remember little red pinchers for fries at the Maccas in Germany. they were the size of a toothpick, but red plastic and three forks, like a miniature trident.

the picture is a picture of a german junk food isle, am I right? I can see chio, a german company, and their delicious paprika version, as well as other colors I remember, like the orange BIFI taste (it actually was pretty good). I think this pic is misleading here. Not to mention that I now crave chio, my favorite…

SPF 50 is the daily do in NZ. even when it rains.

And trees, they are known to jump into the middle of the road at night. They also spontaneously appear sometimes.

This is why I say serve me, or my friend, the spaghetti monster. My religion says: eat red meat (I am a lion, after all) and drink lots of red wine. The spaghetti monster is all about pasta, and beer.
Heck, even the invisible pink unicorn’s gospel says go forth and eat pizza, especially with seafood on it, to spite the…

Reminds me of the Cream my grandma used: Nee-fee-ah. The blue and white one.

Sobek is one of those. He was force fed pureed foods when he was small, so everything mushy makes him gag. I simply will not feed him mushy veggies. It is simple, really.