You can dismiss your trolls, especially the ones who side with sex traffickers.

Open the pod bay doors, ELON!

maybe he was thinking about the jobs and lives of his co-workers or his own life work. Even as someone doing things right for passengers, he was a human being and everything isn’t a damn conspiracy 

People who want to see what Daisy Ridley can do with a decent script? People who aren’t scared of girls?

I would put back up the old brown NYC subway maps.

He’s not going to let you fiddle his balls, guy. 

Musk deserves all the shit he gets.

Patience, plenty of hours in the day for Musk to do more stupid shit.

It’s been 15 years since they had one of those.

These people are gonna fuck around and bring us President Trump again.

They never had any kind of plastic in the bread dough. That was a very creative interpretation of a dough conditioner used in the bread to enhance the leavening process, because the same chemical also gets used to create non-edible foams like yoga mats — if you get it hot, it decomposes into gasses, making nice little…

Spotted the 800 SAT-scoring loser.

Now if Pornhub were really BOLD, they would only allow Stormy Daniels videos in those states.

Missed opportunity for a pun headline like, “How to Dragon your Train.”

Newag read that story about McDonald’s ice cream machine breakdowns and thought it was a how-to guide.

But she also knows, I’ll bet, what I’ve personally experienced in conversation - exceeeeeedingly few yokels who have confederate flag tattoos or “The South shall rise again” merch in their possession even KNOW the confederate states wrote their own Declaration of Independence....and that it mirrors the language of the…

Say what you want about the man, but he’s single-handedly responsible for getting multiple cocaine dealers off the streets. 

Just want to comment that Tom Petty is a pretty inspired choice for the song overlay. 

Well, sure, now you’ve ruined it...