I would put back up the old brown NYC subway maps.

It’s been 15 years since they had one of those.

These people are gonna fuck around and bring us President Trump again.

But she also knows, I’ll bet, what I’ve personally experienced in conversation - exceeeeeedingly few yokels who have confederate flag tattoos or “The South shall rise again” merch in their possession even KNOW the confederate states wrote their own Declaration of Independence....and that it mirrors the language of the…

Say what you want about the man, but he’s single-handedly responsible for getting multiple cocaine dealers off the streets. 

I love how dumbfucks like you can rejoice in its shutdown, yet still take the time to post here.  Grow up.

Between no commenting on Deadspin or The Root, the “suspension” of Jezebel, and all the broken shit of Kinja, who knows how long things go before getting the big plug pulled.

I feel like it is about to be out of date. Hopefully I can think up another stupid screen name before Jalopnik gets the axe too.

Unrelated to this story, RIP Jezebel - just read it in the NYTimes. I hope all the writers land on their feet :-( 

I was living there in 08 when this went through. Me and my wife went out onto our street and gorilla glued like 20 meters shut in protest.. small effort but i am glad it cost the city a little bit for its stupidity

Beaver-Bimmer all day long. It’s even worse in person. Even the stock photo model guy is kind of embarrassed.

Maher has always been a boring libertarian. 

So it wasn’t Sophie’s choice?

Nissan Altima. The amount of what would be considered mathematically totaled Altimas still driving around on the roads probably outnumber the ones that are in decent, undamaged condition. Having seen first hand what the drivers of these cars do to abuse them, I’d say they’re pretty damn unkillable. I’m not saying…

If the roles were reversed here, a Republican governor would INSTANTLY push another Republican through who had “switched parties” a week prior. Then switch back. Democrats would moan and cry for a bit and then nothing would happen. That would probably be called the “McConnell Strategy”, btw.

Apple literally never says shit like that.  That’s just a bizarre angry fantasy stuck in the heads of Android fanbois.

FYI, logorrhea = constant pathological need to talk to almost or total incoherency. Hilarious as its Donald to a T. The dude just keeps repeating the same shit over and over again like a mantra.

A crawl would especially be nice for all the viewers who have never seen Clone Wars or Rebels. Which is not an unappreciable number of people.

Mickey voice: “You bought a ticket to ride motherfucker. The ride is over when I say it’s over, bitch!”

If a sitting Vice President could individually decide that a state’s election were invalid and assign those electors at his own whim, then Al Gore is the most selfless, principled, man that ever lived.