I was living there in 08 when this went through. Me and my wife went out onto our street and gorilla glued like 20 meters shut in protest.. small effort but i am glad it cost the city a little bit for its stupidity

Beaver-Bimmer all day long. It’s even worse in person. Even the stock photo model guy is kind of embarrassed.

Maher has always been a boring libertarian. 

So it wasn’t Sophie’s choice?

Nissan Altima. The amount of what would be considered mathematically totaled Altimas still driving around on the roads probably outnumber the ones that are in decent, undamaged condition. Having seen first hand what the drivers of these cars do to abuse them, I’d say they’re pretty damn unkillable. I’m not saying…

If the roles were reversed here, a Republican governor would INSTANTLY push another Republican through who had “switched parties” a week prior. Then switch back. Democrats would moan and cry for a bit and then nothing would happen. That would probably be called the “McConnell Strategy”, btw.

Apple literally never says shit like that.  That’s just a bizarre angry fantasy stuck in the heads of Android fanbois.

FYI, logorrhea = constant pathological need to talk to almost or total incoherency. Hilarious as its Donald to a T. The dude just keeps repeating the same shit over and over again like a mantra.

A crawl would especially be nice for all the viewers who have never seen Clone Wars or Rebels. Which is not an unappreciable number of people.

Mickey voice: “You bought a ticket to ride motherfucker. The ride is over when I say it’s over, bitch!”

The Democratic Party does feel a little shame... but not remotely enough to return money like that. Just... enough to push Al Franken to resign for something that was (by congressional misconduct standards) almost zero-severity.

If a sitting Vice President could individually decide that a state’s election were invalid and assign those electors at his own whim, then Al Gore is the most selfless, principled, man that ever lived.

Walked out to the garage and took this pic... 2010 Volvo XC60 3.2. It was demoted to the spare hauler a few years ago. Regular maintenance and just replacing the normal wear and tear items. Saw lots of highway miles along the East Coast, those first 5 years were close to 35K per yr!

What they really want to get rid of are male-to-male adapters. 

Not Robin Hood, Green Arrow. And his Green Arrow was more like Batman and less like the comic Green Arrow, who was a bleeding heart liberal and card carrying member of the ACLU. His Green Arrow was maybe a bit too much like The Punisher. A bit...

At this point, I think their best chance is to argue that the car wash is “woke.”

What if somebody took their drag racer there to get washed before going to a car show ? Tommy’s would be aiding and abetting a drag show

I can feel that the safety of incarcerated people should be important to a functioning civilization while also not giving a shit when this bad thing happened to this terrible person.

Oh god dammit how did the rock rewind thing not occur to me. Thanks kid. 

My tips:
If you can, throw shit, don’t attach it to arrows. Arrows are super useful, too useful even, so running out of them when you do need to hit something from afar sucks a lot. Since everything is done with normal arrows now (through fusing shenanigans), fire/ice/bomb arrows now use normal arrows as a base. In…