They can’t get their systems to align? Have they checked their Konami ID? What about their Konami password? These are different from their system login and password and in no way connected to their PSN.

Lose it for real or maintain slim majority? Either way it is a major backfire on her part to call the elections.

I question their kids ability to play. Bunch of benchwarmers that family is. How about you drink some sunny delight there to stay hydrated on those sidelines.

Everyone get some comfortable running shoes, this isn’t a marathon, it’s one of those run through the night endurance things. Key to know: it’s very very early which is why republicans want you to think it’s late in the game and they still have not found evidence of collusion. Strong likelihood this could be years…

Dams breaking? Fox must be speaking allegorically, which does not suit their audience well.

Someone please tell me someone, somewhere is taking screenshots of Fox News for future generations to look upon in awe.

So influenced, I sent you $10 from my Fyre bracelet.

Kristen Bell appeared in my Houzz feed for a basement remodel. No stone has been left untouched on this journey to KriDax.

While we’re on the topic, Michael and Janet should get credit for TLC’s video.

Analogies aren’t your thing are they?

You ASS. I was telling someone about the 4th & 26th playoff game a couple weeks ago after the Seahawks blew the game to the Cowboys.

That was perhaps the worst officiating I have ever seen. When the Pac whatever number now, announced they would deal with the officials internally I always wondered what they actually did. Jesus that was a horrendous end.

Pretty sure every owner that wants to cash out right now is looking for something remotely racist in their sent box. How many hundreds of millions would it take to come up with one for yourself? For $300-$400 mil I am sure I could find SOMETHING.

Whew..... -Anthony Mason

This is BS. Wait until Reds Stein Day on Sept 6 and post the same photo. PACKED HOUSE GUARANTEED.

I see this getting 50+ stars. Not enough for a 1up, but very fine work nonetheless.

I saw him in a small club here in Seattle -he seemed to be making it up as he went and was bringing the house down. Line I remember the most: "when people told you to stick it where the sun don't shine you took it too literal."

Is this the 'Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Minnesota Vikings' article?

The last time Germany annihilated an entire country...

Can you repeat the part about serving two masters? I missed it.