Move to Kentucky, become a fake medical doctor and run for office, get elected and blame your woes on haters.

My hair ooozed confidence too when I got to fly in my boss's G4.

Gawker started it last week with two posts. I believe it has to do with the new Arcade Fire album release somehow. Note: no author who has ever bashed PJ has linked to their personal spotify play list or even mentioned what they consider to be great music. In short, it is ye olde The Onion t-shirt: You're favorite…

Made where?

LOVE HOW HE HAS TO HOLD ON.

Schiano men work on their resume's in mid-season.

Will my friends on PS3 see I am on a PS4 or vice versa?

Will my PS3 friends see I am on a PS4 or vice versa?

You forgot Duke.

Agreed. It did suck when precision mattered and you needed to hit BOTH R1 & R2 while using the right analog stick and needing to hit a button. I recall a move or two in Metal Gear Online that I just could not pull off because of the control scheme. Speaking of which..has there been any discussion of the next MGO?

AHHHH SCHADENFREUDE! SO REFRESHING!

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I cannot get enough of this story. I'm guessing it is because an asshole coach is going to get it and everyone sees it but him. My guess is we all had these guys at some point, and this is our collective shadenfreude. I may go to the Bucs - Seahwaks game just to see this shit show.

Seattle: MAY YOUR MOCHA BE A LATTE! THIS IS FOR SUPER BOWL XL! YOU LIVE IN RENTON!

And here I was worried about naming our potential daughter Madison (we had a boy) after my exceptional hometown and received so many "oh really...?" responses. Reason 1,109 why you do not tell people your list of names.

Looking forward to bro-fest 2 down the road at the Washington - ASU game tomorrow. "The W turned upside-down is also a letter bro!"

Empty seats at Safeco?

My favorite part of the day? His hometown newspaper regretting giving him their endorsement.

And hopefully now there will be less urine thrown on our players when playing in Mexico.

Florida has been fighting a brain drain of late. During the height of the recession they recorded for the first time more citizens moving out than moving in.