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@BODHi27: Exactly. This is what she looks like when she goes to sleep next to you, and worse when she wakes up next to you. 95% of the time she looks like this with jeans and tennis shoes. It's the myth that has been sold for eons by different annoying GIRLS.

I saw Conan the other night. During his monologue about things that make it illegal for him to be on the tv, are the idiots that are allowed to be on the tv. A photo of her splashed on the jumbo tron and the crowd roared.

Wow, they look so...similar to each side and similar to what we already have.

So are we going to be able to see the Tebows writing in his eyeblack too?

@Michael Dukakis: I don't mean to give you hell, your addiction can be cured, there is another way. Step out of the inferno and away from the Devil, renounce your anarchy and I'll click your fusion link!

@Michael Dukakis: We get it. You do puns because of the double impact the words create. Seemingly everyday you attempt to skate through the comments and monopolize these boards with your mini jokes.

Dear remaining IW employees: Ask for a raise.

@goku01899: This train wreck is most thrilling.

Anyone got a depth chart of remaining employees? I lost out big in the NCAA mens tourney, I'm thinking we could have a little tourney action -say hmmm $15 buy-in? Surely everyone has $15 lying around.

I fret as the levels created for little big planet mirroring other snes greats were removed for fear of Justice Alito appearing at the foot of gamers beds in the middle of the night.

I don't think the feminists will mind her getting sawed in half. Now if she were fat and got sawed, then we'd have some problems. Or wait, is it kosher to be fat and now its problematic if women are skinny? I get so confused.

What about those that utilize hippie lettuce ya know? aka "happy leaf" you dig? Or Jazz Cigarettes, tetrahydrocannabinol? Are those that suffer from this much maligned condition unable to utilize the 3rd dimension as well?

@Witzbold: I remember the original R6's where you had to analyze the building layout and coordinate the 4 assault teams paths complete with go-codes and corresponding movement codes, I was so let down when I thought these carried over to Vegas. Then I learned there were people who loved the new R6 series and was sad.

@RockyRan: Doubtful on the lawsuit bit. If terminated said terminator (company) can not (pending state) enforce a non-compete clause. They can be in contracts but in employee friendly states like mine, they aren't enforceable or are very difficult to enforce. You are effectively taking away a persons right to

@Professional_Iceberg_Hunter: Real estate economics. Just get to a firm with executives who make more than the cost of flying. It's cheaper to charter certain planes when several coworkers who get paid/billout at several hundred an hour than to have 4 execs sitting in a terminal then overnight hotel and return the

I work in finance, I and my colleagues regularly use a private jet to meet with what could be our biggest competitors. It's not the meeting that matters its the substance. If they exchanged trade secrets/intellectual property there is slight cause for concern, otherwise this is traditional commerce. Even if they did

@Kenshi_Ryden: That's kind of what I decided. I don't have the ability or desire to locate the hidden corners or towers in MW where I can snipe from and get my kill streak. I do have the patience to sit in a box while an enemy team sneaks by me only to grab the last member insert a scanner plug, upload the location to

Maybe I'll get back into UC. It 's one of three online games I don't suck at (MGO, BC2) Haven't played it since MW2 usurped it which was usurped by BC2.

@Komrade Kayce: Right up to his death he was covering songs daily with Rubin at the helm. Only a couple people know how many cd's of material remain to be released.

I knew this, it was in the prophecy: