Pretty sure that’s a Lambo Urus dude. 

Wife: They’re having a 2-for-1 happy hour special at... 

We get this comment every time someone mentions the word speedrunning and I’ll never understand it.

I want this game badly. As somebody who is about to celebrate 19 years with my wife (it’s our 50/50 anniversary - 19 y.o. when we met, 19 years together; from here on we’ll have been a couple longer than we were apart) I have long wished more fiction and games would focus on lasting, dedicated relationships rather…

Please let this be true. This family needs to drown in the diarrheal quicksand of their own making.  

I actually really enjoyed the book and the meandering adventure it went on. However, I knew reading it that it would be a TERRIBLE movie. It needs the Olive Kitteridge treatment to be any good; definitely a limited series on Netflix or HBO.

This was my first thought, that’s pretty much his management style so why wouldn’t he apply it to his children?

If the three of them weren’t such awful people I’d feel sorry for them.

One thing that must be understood about narcissistic parents is that they frequently pit their kids against each other. The special bond between (normal, healthy) siblings is seen as a threat to the parent.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

It’s extremely frustrating how if anyone takes any stance on firearms other than completely unfettered access to every firearm ever conceived, you are “ANTI-GUN.”

Oh man that’s right.  Man people really don’t understand how good we have it now haha.  Everyone used to have the full USA road atlas in their cars.  And you’d stop at a gas station to a major city to buy the city map if you were staying there.

The comments are SO weird to me. A wedding doesn’t have to be an EVENT. It can just be a happy celebration. The dinosaur didn’t steal the entire thing. Did people look at the Dino? Fuck yeah. But that doesn’t take anything away from two people promising to love each other.

They would have had a perfect marriage if only they’d used

Yeah but what if - and stay with me now - instead of that people decided to not be morons?

Funny! On the other hand, I recall reading an editorial in the early 90's - I think it was by Peter David - where he was responding to a letter written by a fan who said he loved comics, but didn’t want anyone to know because he was afraid of being ridiculed. David’s response was “don’t hide it. If you want comics to…

She went on to say ‘I don’t want to work with people like that’ which implies it wasn’t a friend but a professional in the field. I’m guessing a prospective agent or casting director.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

I’m already seeing the comments, so let’s be clear about something here:

“Cancel Culture” did not kill Alec Holowka. We don’t yet have the full picture of how he died, but it sounds as if he died by suicide, and had been suffering from a host of psychological and personal difficulties prior to that final, tragic act.

No…

$20 bucks for 3 hours is less than minimum wage.  That doesn’t sound great at all.

Did you just take a blow to the head? Are you okay, buddy?