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Trump is complaining that he can’t watch porn at the White House

It’s frustrating how too many people take “the world is angry at us” as “America is standing strong alone and the world is jealous of us” despite it leading directly to job losses and higher prices

Which tweet reads as though the speaker learned English as a second language?

Isn’t it Ironic? Getting ready to go to the G-7 in Canada to fight for our country on Trade (we have the worst trade deals ever made), then off to Singapore to meet with North Korea & the Nuclear Problem...But back home we still have the 13 Angry Democrats pushing the Witch Hunt!

When it leads to your impeachment.

Huh. Hey, remember the time Michelle Obama suggested eating a vegetable once in a while, and people started rioting in the streets?

Yes, I believe I mentioned that. Last time.

Against my better judgement, I clicked on the Malia link and immediately regretted it.

How is Scott Disick not embarrassed about his life? I’m embarrassed for him.

Fuuuck bofe of em. Anyone with any amount of sense knew nothing would come of this but who cares about making it harder for black people when you can put yourself in the news.

At least she tried! *shrugs*

So, you’re telling me that a woman whose primary claim to fame is having a large ass and publicly fucking the shallow end of Brandy’s gene pool is NOT an expert diplomat?

at which point, do we even have conclusive proof either way?

Seriously. Where are all the “Kim’s so great for helping! She’s a pretty celebrity! He respects money and good looks! At least she tried!” people now?

Well, I think that Kim Jong Un is playing him brilliantly...

Much as I dislike the vapid, vacuous, and vainglorious Kardashians, I’d still opine that, on her worst day-hungover and suffering from Botox poisoning-Kim could think rings around our nincompoop-in-chief

Frankly, I’d amend that somewhat along the lines of, ‘if you’re not DJT, he’s got nothin’ for ya ‘

Trump’s put more thought into his own pending pardon than in Alice Johnson’s.

I think people are trying the “Tell the public he’s awesome and hope he sees it on TV before he makes up his mind” approach. Then, feel free to be honest at a later date when people remember you met 45.

Anyone who has ever left a meeting with 45 has evidenced surety that it went according to their lights. Only to be radically disappointed, later.